Vegas Seagull
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- Jul 10, 2009
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Once again England give Brazil the runaround
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Complete list of football clichés
- Thread starter GingerBeerMan
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OvingdeanSeagull
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"He couldn't hit a barn door/cows arse with a banjo"
OvingdeanSeagull
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Meade's Ball
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"Get your racist penis out of my fiancee."
Lower West Stander
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You know what you get with " insert nickname"
He knocked a great little ball across the box. All I had to do was stick it away.
He knocked a great little ball across the box. All I had to do was stick it away.
Seasider78
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- Nov 14, 2004
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"He's caught that too well"
"These things even themselves up over a season"
"We weren't at the races today"
"I would love to be a fly on the wall in that dressing room"
"The next goal will be crucial"
"It's end to end like a basketball match"
"These things even themselves up over a season"
"We weren't at the races today"
"I would love to be a fly on the wall in that dressing room"
"The next goal will be crucial"
"It's end to end like a basketball match"
Blue Valkyrie
Not seen such Bravery!
"Never go back"
Utter rubbish, of course.
Utter rubbish, of course.
- Jan 3, 2012
- 17,354
Has nobody mentioned "sick as a parrot" or "Over the Moon" yet.
He went over too easily.
There must be a sniper in the stands.
That was a nailed on pen.
There must be a sniper in the stands.
That was a nailed on pen.
Nobody likes to see that on a football field.
There's no place for that on a football field.
There's no place for that on a football field.
All we want from referees is consistency.
super-seagulls
Soup! Why didn’t I get any Soup?
"He gets in and around the defender when the corner comes in" 
Eric Potts
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And the Germans have won after a penalty shootout.
Deanbha
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This, probably the one saying that grates on me more than the others.
Deanbha
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Ray Wilkins 'My word' 
Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!
Primary data is fact
Homophobic abuse? It's only harmless banter.
Or my current favourite, the holier than thou attitude of the british pundits talking about diving: "we don't like that in OUR game" British players have done it for years too.
Throughout January and August we also hear a lot about the transfer window "slamming shut".
brakespear
Doctor Worm
'very much an unknown quantity'
also
Alan Green.
also
Alan Green.