Any phrase including the word 'literally'.
e.g. The ball quite literally exploded off his foot.
e.g. The ball quite literally exploded off his foot.
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Complete list of football clichés
- Thread starter GingerBeerMan
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Hove Seagull
Well-known member
It's meat and drink
Goldstone Rapper
Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Stepping up to the plate.
For me.... (as in 'Messi is the best goalscoring playmaker in the world for me')
An Englishman abroad and his side becomes something like 'David Beckham's LA Galaxy' or 'Gary Lineker's Barcelona side'
For me.... (as in 'Messi is the best goalscoring playmaker in the world for me')
An Englishman abroad and his side becomes something like 'David Beckham's LA Galaxy' or 'Gary Lineker's Barcelona side'
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
"They play the game the way it's meant to be played"
"The beautiful game"
"The beautiful game"
7:18
Brighton & Hove Albion
"asking questions"
Goldstone Rapper
Rediffusion PlayerofYear
"That's a big ask."
Dan Gleeballs
Active member
- Nov 24, 2011
- 968
Round holes & square pegs. I know Jamie Redknapp is particularly fond of this one
Benson
Member
'We just want to go out there and make a good account of ourselves' (Manager before being 'sent to the stands').
'In the cold light of day'.
'Wednesday?
'
'In the cold light of day'.
'Wednesday?
'
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
"You'll win nothing with kids".
Starting every sentence with "Listen" (the UK football equivalent of the Aussie cricketers' " Ahhhh LOOK").
Starting every sentence with "Listen" (the UK football equivalent of the Aussie cricketers' " Ahhhh LOOK").
Benson
Member
'Journeyman'
'Chequered past'
'Most passionate fans in the country'.
'Chequered past'
'Most passionate fans in the country'.
Twinkle Toes
Growing old disgracefully
"He's the type of Skipper who likes to lead from the front..."
"He'll be disappointed with that when he sees it again later".
"It's nip & tuck".
"He'll be disappointed with that when he sees it again later".
"It's nip & tuck".
Lankyseagull
One Step Beyond
They've moved up a gear.
End to end stuff.
Setting out their stall.
The free kick is in Beckham territory.
Funny old game.
For a big lad he's good with his feet.
For a small lad he's good in the air.
There are no easy games in international football.
This game needs a goal.
A game of two halves.
On paper, it's a home/away banker.
If a Brazilian/Premiership player had done that, we'd be raving about it.
He doesn't like coming for crosses.
Atmospheric old stadium.
Old fashioned target man.
Getting in the faces of the opposition.
Typical strikers tackle.
Typical Paul Scholes tackle.
End to end stuff.
Setting out their stall.
The free kick is in Beckham territory.
Funny old game.
For a big lad he's good with his feet.
For a small lad he's good in the air.
There are no easy games in international football.
This game needs a goal.
A game of two halves.
On paper, it's a home/away banker.
If a Brazilian/Premiership player had done that, we'd be raving about it.
He doesn't like coming for crosses.
Atmospheric old stadium.
Old fashioned target man.
Getting in the faces of the opposition.
Typical strikers tackle.
Typical Paul Scholes tackle.
Paris
Well-known member
"He gambles!" or "He takes a gamble on the near post!" - the Sky Sports commentators covering the Football League
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Anything Andy Townsend says
footychick
Nicola
He or he's picked his spot.
He had him in his back pocket.
He had him in his back pocket.
He's a twiffic lad.
If you dont score goals, you cant win football matches - duh really?
We just havent had any luck recently - said by manager of a botton of the table side who are basically shit
We've got to start turning these draws into wins - yes, great idea because you get 3 points instead of 1
We just havent had any luck recently - said by manager of a botton of the table side who are basically shit
We've got to start turning these draws into wins - yes, great idea because you get 3 points instead of 1
brightn'ove
cringe
They really know how to play football - you would f***ing hope so!!
GingerBeerMan
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- Dec 29, 2011
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This is the one I was thinking of! Heard it on the radio the other day, wound me up.
Rent-a-cliché Townsend
Cadiz Seagull
Grey bearded old man
Anything followed by the words "said Andy Townsend"