Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

Complete list of football clichés



brightonrock

Dodgy Hamstrings
Jan 1, 2008
2,482
"There's contact there, he's entitled to go down..."

"Anywhere else on the pitch.."

"Backs to the wall..."

"Throwing bodies on the line..."
 




BlockDpete

Well-known member
Oct 8, 2005
1,144
"Outfit"

Why do certain media companies refer to football clubs as "the League 1 outfit" as if they are some sort of party dress?
 






Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE
References to the home side entertaining the away team.
 






ExmouthExile

Well-known member
Feb 11, 2005
1,806
"The Liverpools, the Arsenals, the Man Uniteds"
".....To be fair"
"Clinical Finishing"
"If you wanna win, you've gotta score goals!"
 


Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,199
I've always had this thing about footballers, managers etc declaring that the next game 'is going to be a tough place to go to'.
This is my current favourite. Someone like Charlie Oatway is likely to say it about every away match.

When they assert that somewhere is going to be "a difficult place to go to" it puts me in mind of roadworks on the M1 or a limited train service...
 




Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,199










Cappers

Deano's right one
Jun 3, 2010
791
Hove
Calmness personified

At the expense of a corner

This moment in time

Parity restored
 






Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,199
looking dangerous on the counter attack
 




Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,199
make or brake
 


Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE
Playing with the handbrake on.
 




Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,199
"I'm sure [X] would have taken [Y] if offered before the game"

This is complete nonsense. Outside of organised crime and betting scandals no-one has ever been offered anything before a game.
 




Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports


Top
Link Here