Childish rhymes - Please contribute

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Jelly on a plate,
jelly on a plate,
wibble-wobble, wibble-wobble,
jelly on a plate.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

olly olly olly, tits in the trolley, balls in the biscuit tin, sitting on the grass with his finger up his arse, playing with his dingalingaling... usually sung to someone called oliver haha

Olly Olly Olly
with his balls on a trolley
and his arse tied up with string.

can't remember the next bit. Something about kicking him up the arse.

 

[pearl]

beans, beans good for the heart
the more you eat
the more you fart

sticks and stones
may break my bones
but words will never
hurt me

 

[Easy 10]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

#shorehamcollege

 

[Denis]

What's the time?
Half-past nine.
Hang you knickers on the line.
When a policeman comes along,
hurry up and put them on.

Definitely remember that one, in the playground at primary school.

 

[Denis]

Inky pinky pinky,
Daddy bought a donkey,
Donkey died,
Mother cried,
Inky, pinky, pinky.

 

[Muzzman]

There are holes in the sky,
Where the rain comes in,
But these holes are small,
That's why rain is thin.

~ Milligan

 

[Denis]

Sorry, meant to be ponkey, predictive text!!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

beans, beans good for the heart
the more you eat
the more you fart

The more you fart
the better you feel
so eat baked beans with every meal.

 

[Postman Pat]

beans, beans good for the heart
the more you eat
the more you fart

the more you fart
the more you eat
the more you sit on the toilet seat

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

off we go,
off we go,
now we hear the whistle blow
peeeeeeeep!
(make steam engine whistle noise).

(at the start of any car journey)

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

we're off
we're off
we're off in a motor car
Fifty coppers are after us
and they don't know we are
Oi!

(next song at the start of any car journey - similar tune/beat to Stevie Gritt song)

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

My Bonny lies over the ocean
My Bonny lies over the sea
My father lies over my mother
and that's how they got little me.

 

[Norman Potting]

After Dinner I Do A Shit

I recall it as All Day I Dream About Sex

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'm intrigued why an over 10 year old thread has suddenly been revived.

.....Yes ,I know that the above is a rather poor rhyme.

Cos it's retro, innit

 

[Hampden Park]

ip, dip, dog shit, you are not it

 

[Wellesley]

Curly-wurly custard,
Snot and bogey pie,
All mixed up with a dead dog's eye,
Worms on toast,
Nice and thick,
All washed down with a cold cup of sick.

 

[Wellesley]

This thread do make I laugh.

 

[Jack Straw]

Ena dena dicker racker, rare rye dominacker, chicker racker rom-rom pusher!

How come I remember all this from nearly 60 years' ago, but can't remember what I did yesterday?

 

[Hampden Park]

used this to pick teams or to see who would be last in a group,

as i was walking down inky pinky lane, i met some inky pinky children, they asked me this, they asked me that, they asked me the colour of the union jack, red, white or blue?
red is for danger, danger, danger, red is for danger out goes you
blue is for policeman, policeman, policeman, blue is for policeman out goes you
white is for marriage, marriage marriage, white is for marriage out goes you