Childish rhymes - Please contribute

[albionfan37]

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert hall
HIs mother the dirty bugger
Cut it off when he was younger

 

[Pevenseagull]

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Came down from heaven
On a Yamaha
Did a skid
Killed a kid
Knackered his balls
On a dustbin lid

 

[Taybha]

This place is so immature , bunch of Ip Dip Dog Shits .

 

[albionfan37]

Chinese, Japanese what are these (pulls t-shirt forward) big boobies
Or Christmas trees
depending on time of year

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
There's a hole in the middle
Where I have a piddle
I'm popeye the sailor man

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Came down from heaven
On a Yamaha
Did a skid
Killed a kid
Knackered his balls
On a dustbin lid

Eddie Kidd at my school. None of this CofE bollocks.

 

[drew]

One banana, two bananas, three bananas, four.
15 bananas beating up the law.
One with a rifle another with a stick.
And one with a hand grenade hanging from his La la laaaa, la la la laaaa, la la laaaa, la la la laaaa.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

I think this is a Yorkshire one, but....

Jack Wright had a fright, in the middle of the night
He saw a ghost, eating toast, half way up a lamp post.

Was funny when I was 6.....

 

[Pevenseagull]

I think this is a Yorkshire one, but....

Jack Wright had a fright, in the middle of the night
He saw a ghost, eating toast, half way up a lamp post.

Was funny when I was 6.....

I believe that was the first draft for a "des'ree" hit.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

I forgot about that!

Daily Telegraph : "A risible verse about ghosts and toast by Des'ree, the 1990s soul singer from Croydon, was voted the worst ever pop song lyric in a BBC 6 radio poll last night."

Say no more....

 

[METALMICKY]

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert hall
HIs mother the dirty bugger
Cut it off when he was younger

The variant we had was :

I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
Sleep with my Granny and tickle her faxxy
I'm Popeye the sailor man

 

[Pevenseagull]

......his brother had no ball at all

 

[Boys 9d]

Milk milk lemonade.
Round the corner chocolate's made.

The variation I remember:

Eyes, nose, mouth, chin walking down to Uncle Jim. Uncle Jim sells lemonade, round the corner chocolates made.

 

[Jahooli]

He who smelt it dealt it.

He who denied it supplied it.

He who made the rhyme committed the crime.

 

[Jahooli]

Wouldn’t it be funny if a lady had a
Wouldn’t it be funny if a lady had a

Repeat as often as you like

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Down in the jungle, got a bellyache,
Want to go to toilet, Brrrrrrrrp! Too late.

 

[Norman Potting]

I'm intrigued why an over 10 year old thread has suddenly been revived.

.....Yes ,I know that the above is a rather poor rhyme.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We used to sing this one at school. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

D'ye ken John Peel
With his knob of steel
And his balls of brass
And his corrugated arse

 

[The Clamp]

Row row row your boat gently down the stream
Belts off , trousers down
Ain’t life a scream!

 

[The Clamp]

I was walking through the jungle when my bum began to rumble.. diarrhoea diarrhoea
I was swinging through the trees and it squirted past my knees...diarrhoea diarrhoea


There was more but that’s all I recall.