Can we all join in Easy 10 and Crabtrees play today?

[caz99]

*goes with seagullible for a drink*

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

*gives digweeds trousers a brief synopsis of whats happened so far:
'many people have walked in and done things they wouldn&t do in their own home.'
Then he goes to eat pizza, happy in the knowledge that he has neither shat, pissed or puked on, or been shat pissed or puked on by anyone. Then thinks he's tempted fate. *

 

[Seagullible]

*holds Caz's hand and wonders what drink to buy her*

 

[The Large One]

(Can someone give us a synopsis of what has happened in the play so far)

Your Sanatogen-crazed trip has induced mild pyschosis in NSC leading to violence, bloodshed, piss and debauchery. Happy now?

*Twats Diggers over the head with the last remaining shards of glass from my cheek*

 

[JJ McClure]

*wishes he was having a drink with caz, rather than mopping up 6 people's piss and puke*

 

[The Large One]

*Buggers Seagullible sideways while Caz isn't looking, wailing hysterically*

 

[caz99]

*ask's 80's seagull to join her and seagullible for a threesome*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* pretends to be barman, dispenses drinks to Seagullible and Caz, gobs in Seagullible's*

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*ask's 80's seagull to join her and seagullible for a threesome*

*gets video camera*

 

[JJ McClure]

*ditches mop and runs to the bar to find caz and seagullible*

 

[Biscuit]

*wonders if bum looks big in this*

:safeway2:

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*Begs Caz for that kiss*

 

[captainmorganrum]

*wanders off for a pee, checks to see that I'm not followed*

 

[Seagullible]

*aching after TLO's attack carefully empties drink into nearby plant pot and refills glass with whisky from his hip flask. Asks Caz for a twosome later*

 

[The Large One]

*carefully disguised as plantpot, now filled up with a tipped out drink, follows captainmorgansbum into toilets and gets out video camera*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* goes into cubicle to avoid being spied on by TLO pervert *

 

[caz99]

*gives in and kisses digweeds trousers*

 

[Seagullible]

*is scared by walking plant*

 

[Easy 10]

*leers at Caz99 and DT kissing, and starts masturbating furiously*

 

[The Large One]

*leaves toilet after perving in cubicle and turns camera on easy*