Can we all join in Easy 10 and Crabtrees play today?

[caz99]

*runs to slap digweeds trousers but skids on captainmorgansrum's puke*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*Catches Caz and saves her from falling and stares into her eyes*

 

[caz99]

*swoons in digweeds arms, before realising everyone is watching*

 

[Marc]

*sets up camcorder and live internet feed*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*Puckers up, hoping one is not jumping the gun*

 

[caz99]

*licks her lips*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*waits for Caz to make the first move*

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*licks her lips*

*marvels at how flexible Caz is*

 

[Easy 10]

*ponders why he has been shat on, ejaculated on and now puked on by various NSC members. Awaits urine to complete the set*

 

[Meade's Ball]

*wonders where all the flowers have gone*

 

[captainmorganrum]

*nudges Easy and says "reckon Meade's pissed on you on page 3"*

 

[JJ McClure]

*hits meade's_ball with a vase of daffodils*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* realises that Meade's pissed on Digweeds, so gives self chinese burn before slamming plank of wood over 80's Seagull*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*Hopes the smell of Meads piss doesn't put Caz off too much*

 

[Meade's Ball]

*tells Dickwad's Trousers to spell Meade's_Ball's name correctly*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*bites Meads tongue off shouting I don't care about spelling your name right*

 

[Meade's Ball]

*dislocates jaw and swallows vase of daffodils*

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*wants to see Caz lick lips again*

 

[Meade's Ball]

*runs to slap digweeds trousers but skids on captainmorgansrum's puke*

*runs to slap Digweeds Trousers but pukes on captainmorganrum's skids*

 

[The Large One]

*snorks up another mega-greeny, rotates very fast and pebbledashes everyone with tuberlotic sputum, then slips over on captainmorgansrum's puke and skids*