Can we all join in Easy 10 and Crabtrees play today?

[Meade's Ball]

*returns from lunch, wipes snot from fleece-like hair and ponders who has the hairiest balls*

 

[Marc]

*promptly shits self at hearing ghostly voice over hpone so returns to bed and hides under the covers*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*Stunned, lying on the floor, wheezing but with deep cut from barstool above left eye-brow...........wonders whether someone will kiss it better*

 

[Meade's Ball]

*kisses eyebrow better with bum-lips*

 

[Seagullible]

*urinates over Digweeds Trousers before running away like a girl*

 

[Bluejuice]

*doesn't really get it so goes back to bed*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* sticks leg out, sending Seagullible crashing to the floor *

 

[Seagullible]

*starts crying and looking for Caz to give him a cuddle to make him feel better*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* wouldn't mind a cuddle off Caz too, so pretends to be hurt *

 

[Meade's Ball]

*disguises himself as Caz, hugs Seagullible before throwing him into squalid dungeon with the rest of the deceived*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* realises that's not Caz and kicks Meade's Ball in the goolies*

 

[Brovion]

*Brings in the pizza and heavily-pregnant goat that Easy 10 ordered*

 

[caz99]

*comes to the rescue and provides free hugs whilst wondering why she has been mentioned so many times in this thread*

 

[Marc]

*warns caz away from the perverted nature of NSC members, then swirls up towel and promptly whips Caz's buttocks*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* is glad to have found the real Caz, and munches bit of pizza*

 

[caz99]

*slaps crabtree's baldy head before heading for the pizza*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* runs off with Spinach and Ricotta pizza, eats it all, pukes all over Easy*

 

[Meade's Ball]

*doubles over, pleading for breath, promising never to hug strangers disguised as a woman ever again*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* has to start pretending to work again, so as a 'cheerio' sprays white paint over everyone*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*stops french-kissing The Large One to stare at Caz's freshly whipped buttocks*