Can we all join in Easy 10 and Crabtrees play today?

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

*pulls up chair and awaits Kev the Ape's appearance on this thread this evening*

 

[Everest]

*waits for John Merrick look alike taxi driver to pick up someone else before joing the queue*

*tear runs down trunk*

 

[Meade's Ball]

*laughs at thought that Easy has just eaten a peanut-shaped pellet and slopes off for swift lunch*

 

[Seagullible]

*is still laughing at melting wizard with thermal pod*

 

[Everest]

*stares lovingly at Seagullible's pussy*

 

[The Large One]

*wonders where the plot has gone, so snorks a greeny and gobs a lump at the back of meade's ball's head*

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*lobs bananas at Easy*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*loiters behind The Large One waiting for him to get to the top of a big flight of stairs*

 

[Seagullible]

*checks between legs to make sure meat and 2 veg are still there before realising which pussy Everest is looking at*

 

[Gazwag]

*sits back in chair and imagines what the "Stunning Brighton Florist" might look like that pops up in the Google Ad when I read this thread*

 

[The Large One]

*teaches Diggers a lesson in pervy loitering, sending him into convulsion by letting rip once again. waits at top of stairs...*

 

[Gazwag]

*stares disappointedly at the screen when she is relaced by "Bargin Motor Sports" before I can click on her*

 

[Seagullible]

*is wondering if he's ever seen Caz*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*stumble back clutching throat and feeling impending asthma attack coming. Realises has forgotten salbutomol inhaler and knows he is in trouble*

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*goes to the pub*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* is too nervous to join in properly *

 

[Biscuit]

*Biscuit enters from nowhere striking Digweed accross the face with a bar stool*

TAKE THAT!

 

[Everest]

*rubs eyes as all he can see is **********************'s*

 

[Marc]

*stops to observe the gay biscuit and swiftly smacks him around the head with a large rotten cucumber*

 

[Biscuit]

*crashes to the floor, covered in disgusting green cucumber fluid...

gets to payphone to scare Crabbers by pretending to be dead person*