Can we all join in Easy 10 and Crabtrees play today?

[captainmorganrum]

* is locked in cubicle, shouts for help, nobody hears *

 

[Meade's Ball]

*rattles working cage that has meant him missing so much of the story*
*wanks back at Easy10*

 

[The Large One]

*doesn't know where to point the camera now*

 

[caz99]

*feels sick *

 

[The Large One]

*stands under caz hoping to catch impending re-gurgitation*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* escapes from toilet, offers to take Caz away from all this "you can clean your clothes at my house" *

 

[Easy 10]

*quickens hand motion to an incredible pace with view to finishing before Meades Ball...fist is just a blur...rotates slowly and points at TLO*

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

*wondering what I did to make caz sick in my mouth, thinks again, and then realises it isn't all that bad.*

 

[The Large One]

*offers left tit to easy10 for target practice*

 

[Meade's Ball]

*quickens hand motion to an incredible pace with view to finishing before Meades Ball...fist is just a blur...rotates slowly and points at TLO*

*concedes defeat and eats the biscuit*

 

[Easy 10]

*scrotum contracts, judders violently, pauses for a second and then ERUPTS its hot, salty magma, drenching TLO, his tit and his camera, pinning easy to the wall gasping with the force of its launch*

 

[caz99]

*goes with captainmorganrum to his house*

 

[Gazwag]

*scratches head thinking do they all have their own computer or are they using a communal one*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* shows caz his shiny new washing machine, pours powder and conditioner in, sets it to correct program "can I make you a drink?"*

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*Invites Caz to put her clothes in with my tracksuit bottoms*

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*Punches captainmorganrum for getting there first*

 

[caz99]

*thinks captainmorganrum is different from the rest*

 

[JJ McClure]

*Tuts and realises that the mop is needed again to clean up easy's man juice*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* wonders why Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms is in my house, escorts him out of an upper floor window *

 

[Meade's Ball]

*looks startled as he realises that 80's Seagull will be mopping his own mouth out*