Can we all join in Easy 10 and Crabtrees play today?

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*sees bag captainmorgansrum left behind is full of deviant porn*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* hands Caz a dressing gown and turns around as she undresses*

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*am surprised to find, upon ejection from an upstairs window at captainmorganrum towers, that i can fly. Ponders the many possibilities this opens up*

 

[The Large One]

*drips dries easy's babyjuice from face, arms, tits, camera and soul, and offer easy my hand in congratulations, which is then spunked over again. Turns round and plants the meatiest anal guffer in easy's face. ringpiece starts laughing uncontrollably*

 

[caz99]

*wonders how long washing in machine will take*

 

[Easy 10]

*begins to feel dirty and used*

 

[Faldo]

*wonders how all this could have happened when I only went away for an hour or so*

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*takes whats left of porn back to captainmorgansrum*

 

[JJ McClure]

*Gets bored of cleaning up bodily fluids so goes home*

 

[captainmorganrum]

*whilst spin cycle is finishing, hears key in front door, wife is home, dreams dashed, has to ask caz to hide in garden, promises to hand cloths out of window when coast is clear*

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*grabs Caz under the arms and sweeps her away into the air*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* has caz's clothes, looks out into garden whilst wife is on phone, she's gone, scratches head *

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*wonders if he should be worried that Caz has gone blue*

 

[Gazwag]

*thinks will Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms, captainmorganrum and caz pleeeeeeeaaaaasssseeee go and get a room*

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*while at the same time feeling secretly quite pleased that she has left her clothes behind*

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

*flies in through gazwag's bedroom window*

 

[captainmorganrum]

* dreams of what might have been, looks around again for caz, shuts window forlornly, tries to pretend strangest ever afternoon never happened *

 

[Gazwag]

*oh dear hope he hasn't broken the glass but worried I can't check until I get home from work*

 

[caz99]

*shits on gazwag's head as she passes over*