Brighton and Hove Online Taxi Game!!!

[Deleted User X18H]

I have just invented it because I am so f***ing bored.

How to play well, its easy, hypothetically some one is just walking up The Drove and jumps in my pretend online taxi and gets me to take them to anywhere in the greater Brighton and Hove conurbation then I describe each street I take when I get to the destination some other NSCer in that area takes over and someone else predicts another fare!!

Come on then my lights on!!

 

[Gully]

This sounds like a Brighton version of Mornington Crescent, but played with taxis because there is no tube network.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Yeah whatever guv..............where to?

 

[Gully]

Yeah whatever guv..............where to?

Hi driver, I haven't been in Brighton for sometime now, can you take me to the Goldstone Ground?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

ok well the Drove is one way, so well will do a left in to Robertson Road, then another left into Hampstead, a right the top in to the non one way part of The Drove then continue over and into Hove, down the droveway left at the bottom opposite Hove Park, along Goldstone Crescent left at the lights into Old Shoreham Road and I will just pull over here next to the police box.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

From the Goldstone, I would like to pick up my post from my old flat in Oriental Place. Cheers.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

some body near the Goldstone should take over now!!

 

[southwickseagull]

From the Goldstone, I would like to pick up my post from my old flat in Oriental Place. Cheers.

right guv. A quick u turn and along old shoreham rd. Right down the drive and continue down grand ave. No mate we aint busy blooming credit crunch. Left into kingsway and after about a mile left again into oriental place. Ave a nice evening mate what no tip tight bastard!

 

[Hiney]

This sounds like a Brighton version of Mornington Crescent, but played with taxis because there is no tube network.

This sounds like the Timmy version of "Ooh look a me I'm a resident of Brighton and Hove - let me show you all my knowledge about my home town because I'm so superior to all of you."

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

This sounds like the Timmy version of "Ooh look a me I'm a resident of Brighton and Hove - let me show you all my knowledge about my home town because I'm so superior to all of you."

Ssh, their all using google maps anyway

 

[Everest]

southwickseagull, you're licence has just been suspended for calling BoF a tight b'stard. You have 14 days to lodge an appeal.

 

[dougdeep]

I think our Tim is doing the Knowledge ready for his new job.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

This sounds like the Timmy version of "Ooh look a me I'm a resident of Brighton and Hove - let me show you all my knowledge about my home town because I'm so superior to all of you."

Have a day off Ian!!

 

[southwickseagull]

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southwickseagull, you're licence has just been suspended for calling BoF a tight b'stard. You have 14 days to lodge an appeal.

i plead mitigating circumstances, the bloke talked crap throughout the trip, argued about the fare, then stuck his hand out for 10p change.

 

[Everest]

i plead mitigating circumstances, the bloke talked crap throughout the trip, argued about the fare, then stuck his hand out for 10p change.

Reinstated.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Ok I am on the rank (ironic) in Southwick Square hoping GG wants a ride to The Rendezvous

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Next journey ...

Take me from Oriental Place to St Andrew's Road.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Next journey ...

Take me from Oriental Place to St Andrew's Road.

What Portslade Guv??

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I'm a stranger round here. I dunno.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Portslade it is then, ok back up Waterloo Street, left in to western road, passed palmeira sq, then along chruch rd into new church road, then left into boundary road, St Andrew road is 2nd in right here we are £16 please its Sunday!!!