Brighton and Hove Online Taxi Game!!!

[Lord Bracknell]

Where's Ditchling Gardens? My great aunt told me it was just over the road from St Andrew's Road. She lives there and I'm visiting her.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I think our Tim is doing the Knowledge ready for his new job.

I thought you didn't need to do the Knowledge driving a dustcart.

 

[Everest]

Ok I am on the rank (ironic) in Southwick Square hoping GG wants a ride to The Rendezvous

Liar. There is no rank in Southwick Square.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Hang on Guv you asked for St Andrew's Road the road your thinking of near Ditchling Gardens is St Andrew Road I'll have to keep the meter on!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Liar. There is no rank in Southwick Square.

And even if there was ... as a B&H taxi driver, he wouldn't be allowed to sit there, waiting for custom.

 

[Everest]

And even if there was ... as a B&H taxi driver, he wouldn't be allowed to sit there, waiting for custom.

Lose his badge if he did, because I'm watching.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Hang on Guv you asked for St Andrew's Road the road your thinking of near Ditchling Gardens is St Andrew Road I'll have to keep the meter on!!

No it's not. It's DEFINITELY St Andrews Road.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Right here we go its back up Boundary, over the level crossing, right at the lights into old shore ham road, we will follow this all the way to Preston circus, left into Preston road ,right in to Ditchling rise, all the way up to Ditchling road left in to there, and Ditchling Gardens is the third right I believe!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

You bloody taxi drivers haven't got a CLUE. I'm not paying you to drive me round the whole of the city because you can't find a destination.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Right you out!!! Bloody Drunks

 

[Lord Bracknell]

And I don't like the way you kept the meter ticking over while we waited ten minutes at that level crossing. What was wrong with going another way?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

And I don't like the way you kept the meter ticking over while we waited ten minutes at that level crossing. Whast was wrong with going another way?

See slurring your words!!!

 

[Everest]

Take his plate number before he drives off.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

See slurring your words!!!

Are you the sort of taxi driver that won't carry people with speech impediments? You may be interested to know that I'm a mystery shopper, working for the Council.

THREE basic errors in one trip. Your days as a taxi driver are numbered.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Its alright I am getting a Tuc Tuc!!!!!!!!

 

[Everest]

Its alright I am getting a Tuc Tuc!!!!!!!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Who'll give you a licence for that, then?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Who'll give you a licence for that, then?

I am owed favours on The Council Theobald still owes my Auntie money for a wig she made him!!!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I am owed favours on The Council Theobald still owes my Auntie money for a wig she made him!!!!

You think that will help?

I once gave him a lift to Winchester. It did me no good at all.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Oh no!!! .ah but I used to live on the same council estate and go to same school as Scott Marshall.................didn't he do well!!!