[Politics] Brexit

[pastafarian]

I see now. By calling the 'withdrawal agreement' , the 'withdrawal deal', then you're only a couple more steps from claiming it is 'the oven ready deal'.

Still desperately trying to defend a load of complete and utter bollocks though

I'll leave you to spend the night 'nuts deep with your boys, your porn and your puff'. Night

No need for some poor deflection and sulking off by you.
Come on stalky, you are clear that you don’t believe the talk of the oven ready deal prior to the election was referencing the Withdrawal Agreement.
So just come out with what ready and concluded deal,months before formal trade talks had started you think oven ready was referring to.
Why are you so reluctant to say?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

So....the British Public ejected the undemocratic MP loons and voted in who exactly? Daleks?

What system do we now have that is no longer a parliamentary democrasy? I must have missed the transition.

Also, what now is History? We still haven't 'left' yet till January. We are still in suspended animation.

I normally admire your insights but this one doesn't seem to be quite oven ready.

Apologies if I'm talking to the cat again

Well I've certainly got the cream H
Regards
DF

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Well I've certainly got the cream H
Regards
DF

And I salute your indefatigability

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

And I salute your indefatigability

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...wwAnoECAQQAg&usg=AOvVaw2ZApaozWIMkGU-h2o4Vuy3⁵
Regards
DF

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

And I salute your indefatigability

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...wwAnoECAQQAg&usg=AOvVaw2ZApaozWIMkGU-h2o4Vuy3

Regards
DF

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...wwAnoECAQQAg&usg=AOvVaw2ZApaozWIMkGU-h2o4Vuy3

Regards
DF

It did though, didn't it, though

So agitated you posted your reply twice? Shirley Knott?

Calm down, dear

 

[Lincoln Imp]

Some next level stupid rattling around in your noggin there

Um, we had the oven ready deal, its been and gone. It was the Withdrawal Agreement.
Bloody delicious it was.

This is very confusing. The Beloved Liar, having rejected the previous dish prepared by Chef May, claimed to have a lovely new one ready to pop in the oven. You say that this has now been cooked and tell us that you very much enjoyed it.

But behold! The BL has now said he is going to remove the semi-cooked stew from the AGA and add a few extra ingredients. All this AFTER you say you've very much enjoyed eating it. How is this possible?

 

[pastafarian]

This is very confusing. The Beloved Liar, having rejected the previous dish prepared by Chef May, claimed to have a lovely new one ready to pop in the oven. You say that this has now been cooked and tell us that you very much enjoyed it.

But behold! The BL has now said he is going to remove the semi-cooked stew from the AGA and add a few extra ingredients. All this AFTER you say you've very much enjoyed eating it. How is this possible?

Glad we concur the oven ready deal referred to the Withdrawal Agreement.
Wonders will never cease.

 

[sydney]

Obviously anyone with a modicum of common sense recognised it for the patronising tripe it was. However, there are a significant number of posters on this thread who didn't, and are now going to get the fingers burnt trying to follow Johnson's saddeningly pathetic lead in 'oven ready' tripe.

I really don't need to name them do I ?

*edit*

Well, just off the top of my head for starters there's

[MENTION=33253]JC Footy Genius[/MENTION] [MENTION=18559]dingodan[/MENTION] [MENTION=35289]Baker lite[/MENTION] [MENTION=1365]Westdene Seagull[/MENTION] [MENTION=35196]Is it PotG?[/MENTION] [MENTION=12935]GT49er[/MENTION] [MENTION=2719]Mouldy Boots[/MENTION] [MENTION=18265]LadySeagull[/MENTION] [MENTION=27032]Mr Bridger[/MENTION] [MENTION=7631]wellquickwoody[/MENTION] [MENTION=17469]melias shoes[/MENTION] [MENTION=20840]The Rivet[/MENTION] [MENTION=534]Chicken Run[/MENTION] [MENTION=21502]Razzoo[/MENTION] [MENTION=30242]spence[/MENTION] [MENTION=33983]BeHereNow[/MENTION] [MENTION=21401]pastafarian[/MENTION] [MENTION=578]portslade seagull[/MENTION] [MENTION=17103]Mo Gosfield[/MENTION] [MENTION=22389]bashlsdir[/MENTION]

i'm not going there old boy , saddeningly we would most likely all get on rather well talking Albion related shite over a few pints but life has a way of producing the product of the individual experience , everyones life experiences are different and therefore their outlook on politics etc will differ....some can accept this , some can't.

at the end of the day Boris baking an "oven ready , brexit pie" is a ****ing pathetic , patronising , low brow piece of propaganda.

 

[Randy McNob]

A better analogy would be (IMO)

we've made the pastry for the pie, we've rolled it and shaped it and can put in the freezer for 1 year while, in the meantime, we can decide what ingredients we want in our pie which will be baked at a later date or whence it is needed

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

A better analogy would be (IMO)

we've made the pastry for the pie, we've rolled it and shaped it and can put in the freezer for 1 year while, in the meantime, we can decide what ingredients we want in our pie which will be baked at a later date or whence it is needed

I bet you and Watford bloke are looking forward to eating the crusty bit , don't forget the glass of bitter lemon to wash it down with
Regards
DF

 

[vegster]

A better analogy would be (IMO)

we've made the pastry for the pie, we've rolled it and shaped it and can put in the freezer for 1 year while, in the meantime, we can decide what ingredients we want in our pie which will be baked at a later date or whence it is needed

Somehow I find it incredibly difficult to visualise Johnson preparing a " World Beating" pastry case in advance of its need. All his previous form suggests a last minute cobbled together " well, that will just have to do" bodge job.

 

[Randy McNob]

 

[WATFORD zero]

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[MENTION=21401]pastafarian[/MENTION] will be along in a minute to explain how Gove really meant 'You specifically voted to leave without a deal' in 3 easy steps

'We didn't vote to leave without a deal'
'You didn't vote to leave without a deal'
You specifically voted to leave without a deal'

Simple

 

[Blue3]

My views were, are and I suspect remain that we were better in than out, however my side of the argument lost so out we have gone and these farcical negotiations are the final part I hope the noises are just the sabre rattling of the BRitish neo Fascists or as they like to style themselves Boris Johnsons Tory Party and that these do lead to a free trade arrangement.
I do agree with Dominic Cummings on one thing and that is this whole Brexit Covid huge Tory majority really is an opportunity to rewrite the way we deliver our democracy, I fear the Tories in fact all MPs will shy away when push comes to shove.
Only two countries in the World still have unelected clerics sitting making decisions on their nations laws, Iran is one the other is the UK the House of Lords where Lords Lord it over us, in what is a museium the Palaces of Westminster were destined and built for an imperial age and not the future.

We need
1. A form of proportional representation
2. An elected second house
3. A Judiciary that is indipendant of Government ( the Attorney General should not be an MP of the Government )
4. The speakers position should held by an indipendant Judge
5. New Parliment buildings out of London
6. Renegotiate the 1707 act of Union to include all the nations of the U.K. all as seoperate nations but combining of certain elements ( these might include defence, free trade, currency)

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I've been telling people that no deal was Always on the table but they had their heads firmly planted up their arses , they know who they are
Regards
DF

Indeed. There is a prolific poster on this thread that has in the past kept stating a 'No Deal' Brexit wasn't possible. I won't embarrass him by naming him.

 

[A1X]

I've been telling people that no deal was Always on the table but they had their heads firmly planted up their arses , they know who they are
Regards
DF

I have no idea if you're thinking about me or not, but I never said it was impossible, just that it was stupid. A sentiment I stand by 100%.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

Glad we concur the oven ready deal referred to the Withdrawal Agreement.
Wonders will never cease.

For that post to make any sense at all you will need to point out where I said that the oven ready deal didn't refer to the Withdrawal Agreement.

 

[wellquickwoody]

So you vote to f*** everything up for everyone else and take a warped pride in what you've done ? Do you ever wonder why your friends and family thought moving to the other side of the world would be good for you ? (Don't worry, you can always spend every wakening moment on a website all about everything you left behind, so you won't miss anything).

I obviously haven't riled you at all

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PS, Hope your pension isn't in Sterling

Jeez, please, stop bleating.

I was entirely against Brexit at the referendum. I sat and watched as MPs steadfastly refused to enact the will of the electorate, which in itself is somewhat sad. I voted for BJ purely to end the damage being done to the UK economy by being in an enduring state of limbo. Pride in what I have done? Don’t be so stupid, that decision was taken in the referendum.

As for your ever so concerned comments about my pension? Currently all looking fine, some is UK based, some isn’t, what the hell it has to do with you I don’t know.

And lastly, I haven’t posted on the Brexi thread very rarely in recent times, it is you that referred to me. Seeing as you seem to want my attention should I assume that you fancy me?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I voted for BJ purely to end the damage being done to the UK economy by being in an enduring state of limbo.

That went well didn’t it