[Humour] Best single line in Comedy

[Is it PotG?]

'What about a pointed stick?'

 

[The Clamp]

“You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in Curry's."


“Calm down, Lynn! You are suffering from minor women’s whiplash”

 

[PTC Gull]

For those of us a bit older……
"And here is Count Jim 'Thighs' Moriarty", the champion barbed-wire hurdler of France - until his tragic accident".

 

[WATFORD zero]

The experts’ expert on Give Us A Clue, was Lionel Blair. Who can ever forget opposing team captain Una Stubbs sitting open-mouthed as he tried to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes!

 

[Is it PotG?]

'He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?'

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Just a flesh wound

 

[PTC Gull]

Good evening. This is the six o clock news and I’m your anchor Francis Fulloffrenchpeople”

 

[SkirlieWirlie]

 

[Poyningsgull]

I thought my mother was a bad cook, but at least her gravy used to move round a bit.

 

[METALMICKY]

'What about a pointed stick?'

Sadly 99% of NSC wont know that. In which case I strongly suggest that Doug and Dinsdale pay them a visit!

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

So many in https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/movies/blazing-saddles-transcript/
E.g. Lili von Shtupp (to Sheriff Bart): Tell me, schwarzie … is it true what they say about the way you people are gifted?
[Zipper unzips] Oh, it’s twoo. It’s twoo, it's twoo!

 

[Brovion]

I thought my mother was a bad cook, but at least her gravy used to move round a bit.

My mother's gravy was worse. You could tarmac a 'B' road with it.

[Victoria Wood. Also from her:]

I don't like the cinema. If I want to sit in the dark and be bored for two hours I'll take the bulb out of the toilet.

 

[Seasider78]

The thick of it

"I think we should use the 'carrot and stick' approach. You take a carrot, stick it up his fuckin' arse, followed by the stick, followed by an even bigger, rougher carrot."

 

[Questions]

Sadly 99% of NSC wont know that. In which case I strongly suggest that Doug and Dinsdale pay them a visit!

And what’s more he knew how to treat a female impersonator

 

[highflyer]

This crack is really moreish.

 

[Argartu]

I told you I was ill.

 

[zeemeeuw]

Never the same after Grandad passed.

 

[clapham_gull]

Cut off their goolies.

 

[clapham_gull]

I wonder if you can help me please, I want to buy a gramophone......