Best old school insults?

[Dave the OAP]

Looking back, it was certainly different times.

When I came back from south Africa and went to school in northfleet in Kent, I was called sambo, nig nog and blackie and there was a young lad who had polio as a child and had a gammy leg, they called him Peggy as in " peg leg".

Wouldn't happen these days I hope

 

[spig100963]

My old fav was, Window licker.

 

[nwgull]

Got to be the classic from 70s!

I first went to school in 1980 and I remember the whole Joey Deacon phenomenon. To this day you still see kids slapping the backs of their hands and pressing their tongues onto the back of the bottom lip, whilst making a 'Nurrrrrgggghhhhhh' noise in the general direction of a mate who has just made a spaz of something.

I wonder if anyone ever found that shoe he dropped over the side of the boat?

 

[xenophon]

Wassock

 

[Benson]

Dog breath

Dipshit

Pizzaface

And the ones I was plagued with: goofy, brace face, metal mickey . . .

 

[Benson]

You effing Lillycrapp! After the childrens tv presenter Christopher Lillycrapp(sp?).

Anybody remember him? Dodgy hair as I recall.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Looking back, it was certainly different times.

When I came back from south Africa and went to school in northfleet in Kent, I was called sambo, nig nog and blackie and there was a young lad who had polio as a child and had a gammy leg, they called him Peggy as in " peg leg".

Wouldn't happen these days I hope

Is that the same school John Terry went to?

 

[Kumquat]

Ginger. With a hard opening G. Gimpy for someone clumsy too.

I liked the ones associated with names as well. Speccy becky. There was also a kid at school called Simon who was a bit stupid and everyone called him SiMONG. Pronounced with delicious venom that only a kid could muster up.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Every time I read a new post another memory comes back..... there was so many ways to diss your mates... Im sure there was a shortened form of window licker but cant remember it.

 

[matt]

You effing Lillycrapp! After the childrens tv presenter Christopher Lillycrapp(sp?).

Anybody remember him? Dodgy hair as I recall.

Yes - presented some sort of religious kids TV show on BBC. A bit weird, but not as strange as the cross-dressing chap who used to tow a little caravan around on the back of his bike... Chrissy Wissy :-|

User - as in "Walt, you fat, dull USER"

 

[nwgull]

Every time I read a new post another memory comes back..... there was so many ways to diss your mates... Im sure there was a shortened form of window licker but cant remember it.

Talking of window licking. When on a school trip involving a bus or mini bus journey, we would often pretend to be the special school bus to amuse ourselves - the game was simply known as 'Spacker Bus'. In hindsight it was very immature and unkind to those afflicted, but still makes me laugh at the thought of us all sat there doing the whole hand slapping, bottom lip tongue pressing and general flailing arm thing to the amusement of passing motorists.

 

[Simster]

there was a young lad who had polio as a child and had a gammy leg, they called him Peggy as in " peg leg".

There was a bloke in our school whose eyes kept on moving all over the place. He was quickly called "shifty".

 

[TheJasperCo]

"That's what she said" was a popular one.

 

[keaton]

Your old school is shit

 

[Dave the OAP]

Is that the same school John Terry went to?

luckily I was only there a year.

It was full of docker's kids and they were not there to learn anything!

 

[Bisto]

Flid (a nasty contraction of thalidamide)

Spaz

Mong

and assorted racial unpleasantness.

All pretty tasteless - but in the 70's kids in the playground weren't exactly enlightened.

Think we must be of similar age LOL

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[Bakesy]

Effing PLEB........must have been a Seaford thing.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Duracell,copperknob,gingernut , toughened me up for life the pc brigade can fcuk off

 

[bomber130]

Her vagina is huge (only got to tell this one once, thankfully)