Best old school insults?

[Lady Whistledown]

Itchy Chin where I was, or "chinny" as above.

Don't forget "whoever smelt it, dealt it" in response to someone detecting a fart.

Followed, inevitably by "whoever said the rhyme, did the crime".

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Itchy Chin where I was, or "chinny" as above.

Don't forget "whoever smelt it, dealt it" in response to someone detecting a fart.

Followed, inevitably by "whoever said the rhyme, did the crime".

Who ever sang the song owns the pong

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

My favourite school insult took place whenever someone with either little confidence or was about as funny as a car crash tried to tell a joke or funny story. We would listen and pretend to piss ourselves laughing, and then stop and en mass shout "TWAT" at them.

They'd be crushed and the whole thing was bloody hillarious!!

 

[Simster]

Utter spastic, joey (with optional 'deacon'), spanner and spasmo.

 

[chips and gravy]

The chinny one use to be on the Mary Whitehouse Experience. It developed into Tutankamen.

The best way to sort an argument was 'my dad's going to get on to you'

Response was usually 'well my dad's going to get onto your dad'

Then descended into uncles, grandads, brothers and other male relatives. Before you knew there was a virtual all out war between the two families - none of it ever came to pass though! (or did it?)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Remember the episode of Grange Hill when they all hummed to put off the trainee teacher.

We tried it soon after, but disappointingly, the whole class was put in lunchtime detention.

 

[Titanic]

Flid (a nasty contraction of thalidamide)

Spaz

Mong

and assorted racial unpleasantness.

All pretty tasteless - but in the 70's kids in the playground weren't exactly enlightened.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

The Uckfield variation on "Itchy Beard" was either "Chinny Reckon" or "Jimmy Hill" but both also featured a chin rubbing motion as well.

I remember those, could well be Uckfield specific.

plum - as in "You f***ing plum" was always a fave.

 

[Gary Nelson]

cool dude.



Didnt it mean a cows arse or something?

 

[Meade's Ball]

If someone went mad, they went Mango Manilla. I have no idea why.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

We used to call a kid at school Gaylord all the time. Imagine our delight when we discovered a cartoon show featuring a monkey called Gaylord. The fun never stopped at UCC.
Oh, and I still use the term "plum" to this day. I find it quite a satisfying word to spit out.

 

[CHAPPERS]

cool dude.



Didnt it mean a cows arse or something?

The rumour doing the rounds at Stanford was that it meant cold camel poo.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

ahhh the great Tutuncahmoon....whislt stroking chin.
Hmm Great...isnt it?

 

[CHAPPERS]

If you would like to make any of these official you can define them in urbandictionary.com

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I can't believe I'm laughing at this, but there's a chain of upmarket hotels in the USA called Gaylord.

Gaylord Palms, Gaylord Opryland being two of their hotels.

Funnily enough, they've never sold that well to the UK market....

 

[Lush]

Who ever sang the song owns the pong

He who denied it, supplied it!

 

[Uncle Buck]

There is a Curry House not fair from Clapham Junction called the Gaylords...

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

There is a Curry House not fair from Clapham Junction called the Gaylords...

Fine establishment it is too...

 

[Barnet Seagull]

We also used to always call the thick people rem's. As they were in remedial classes.

as in

"f*** off you f***ing rem"

halcyon days indeed.

 

[Gary Nelson]

At College we had a mate with the surname Cunningham. He was nicknamed Ken after the Birmingham defender (dont know why we never thought of Richie but there you go)
Anyway Ken was renound for being tight. When we went walking in the Lake ditstrict, top of a mountain 200 degrees, my water bottle was at the bottle of my bag. Kens got a full bottle out and I ask him for a swig. Ken replies 'Get your own out, this is mine' Tight fucker!
At college he refused to open his mints because he was saving them.
So now amongst my mates, if anyone does anything demeed slightly to be tight like not getting a round in or whatever they are purely known as a Ken or 'you Kenny' Carries such weight and is a better insult than wanker.