Best old school insults?

[Curious Orange]

'Twas all 'Nurr, Joey Deacon' and 'Nurrr, Durr-brain' up my way. We were very keen on 'Spazmo' too!!

We were horrible really, but at least we didn't know any proper swearing til we went to Secondary School. Ooh, how my ears burned!!

 

[alan partridge]

At College we had a mate with the surname Cunningham. He was nicknamed Ken after the Birmingham defender (dont know why we never thought of Richie but there you go)
Anyway Ken was renound for being tight. When we went walking in the Lake ditstrict, top of a mountain 200 degrees, my water bottle was at the bottle of my bag. Kens got a full bottle out and I ask him for a swig. Ken replies 'Get your own out, this is mine' Tight fucker!
At college he refused to open his mints because he was saving them.
So now amongst my mates, if anyone does anything demeed slightly to be tight like not getting a round in or whatever they are purely known as a Ken or 'you Kenny' Carries such weight and is a better insult than wanker.

once knew a guy called something billard. once a mate of mine was talking to him and apparently he had a bogey up his nose all the time. i don't know why but from that moment on, the only natural thing to call bogeys became 'billards'

this is a class thread btw

i did some work at dorothy stringer a few years back when school was still on. i was amused to hear the kids call each other 'paedophile'. how times change

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Bender!

The bus leaving Varndean GSFB travelling down Surrenden Road passed a sign that said "Bend". Used to have the first formers in stitches.

 

[harry_h]

There was this Irish lad at school with two sticking out front teeth.

His surname was O'Keeffe...











need I continue?

 

[chips and gravy]

I almost forgot one - the dippy kids at Priory in Lewes were called the Lomas kids after the building where their classrooms were

 

[watsongooal]

Joey Deacon

 

[Blue&WhiteSea]

Flea Bag

 

[bhafc4eva]

calling you white mates a wog in public thats always a goodun

 

[BrightonBird]

I liked Triggers poo head saying

 

[tedebear]

we used to say Fugly thats when someone is f-ing ugly!!

 

[Wilko]

deaconfeatures was a fave

if someone had a strop it was a 'spac-attack'

Dipshit
cockhandler
anuslicker

and minge, quality words

 

[The Large One]

I use all of those still every day.
Maybe Binner is a Stringer thing. We used it there lots.

Nope, don't remember that one.

 

[The Large One]

The chinny one use to be on the Mary Whitehouse Experience. It developed into Tutankamen.

At Stringer early 80s, it was 'itchy beard', or 'Jimmy Hill', or 'scratchy bum' which eventually became 'itchy pubes'.

If you were a bit soft, you were a 'Varndean BumChum'.

 

[The Famous Grouse]

Peenarse
Bum basher
Arse raper
Anal invader
Dick Jockey

brings back old memories

 

[Dover]

Joey....


..........me and Krispies were walking from his sisters the close season with Mrs. Krispies. Now bear in mind she's Indian, and cannot for the life of her understand why the both of us are cripled with laghter after looking at a van with.........


.....J. DEACON. DECORATOR AND HANDYWORK!

 

[Trigger]

I liked Triggers poo head saying

Yes, yes, i liked that one too!

 

[Easy 10]

.....J. DEACON. DECORATOR AND HANDYWORK!

Must admit Dover...I'd probably be struggling meself.

 

[Gwylan]

Bender (or its derivative, Benny) was popular at Varndean in early 70s. And in those unenlightened times, spazz. mong and leggie (short for leg iron) were popular. The song Johnny Reggae quickly became Johnny Leggie when anyone did something particularly stupid.

Doombrain was another favourite insult.

 

[graz126]

still call my brother joe. from the days of the deacon.


nobrash

 

[Dave the OAP]

Homo was one.

Or we shortened it to just " mo"

As in....you are a mo