- Apr 5, 2014
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I wouldn't say I was a tosser in my 20s, more of a twat.T@ssers who get older, often remain t@ssers.
In my mid 20's I watched a daytime FAC semi final in a packed Lanzarote bar, when some cockney aged about 65 wanted to attack me because I was drinking a soft drink. His wife was so upset with his vile behavior. I remember having a pint poured over me for absolutely no reason in Bohemia in The Lanes, again some older bloke.
But as I've got older I've become a more articulate twat.
Twatism is very under-rated.