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Uncle Buck

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Jul 7, 2003
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mona said:
Who is the hardest drinker in the GDC?

That is a tough one.

Your good self has put in some sterling work over the years. The Taxman can put it away, but does have a habit of being really really pissed all of a sudden. I like to see myself in a Graham Thorpe role, steady, will always put in a good innings, but never spectacular.

Your brother has had some good innings, complete with inane passed out rambling, but due to the passing out, he loses points.

I think for the best drinker, you have to look to the west. Dirty Raincoat is good, but as he is not around so much, he is not that good. Eaton has had some impressive goes, Carlisle springs to mind. However the Laird probably wins, by a whisker. Last Saturday, whilst semi passed out, he asked some woman on the train to get her trousers off and get the baby oil ready...
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
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If I bummed Kinky will sucking Rumble off would that make me the gayest?
 


mona

The Glory Game
Jul 9, 2003
5,471
High up on the South Downs.
Uncle Buck said:
That is a tough one.

Your good self has put in some sterling work over the years. The Taxman can put it away, but does have a habit of being really really pissed all of a sudden. I like to see myself in a Graham Thorpe role, steady, will always put in a good innings, but never spectacular.

Your brother has had some good innings, complete with inane passed out rambling, but due to the passing out, he loses points.

I think for the best drinker, you have to look to the west. Dirty Raincoat is good, but as he is not around so much, he is not that good. Eaton has had some impressive goes, Carlisle springs to mind. However the Laird probably wins, by a whisker. Last Saturday, whilst semi passed out, he asked some woman on the train to get her trousers off and get the baby oil ready...
Couldn't argue with that but your good self is worth a mention in dispatches for talking sensibly about football after liquid breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner and supper.

The anecdote about the magnificent Laird has brightened up a dull morning of working at home.
 










Uncle Buck

Ghost Writer
Jul 7, 2003
28,075
rusty redeyes said:
Uncle, Please explain why an irish flag is flying from the council building in Grand Avenue Hove? Is this type of question in your remit? I thank you in advance, Rusty

Rusty old boy, nice to see you on here.

Why is the Irish flag flying, I can only pressume it is because our council likes to see its self as all embracing.

You could always walk past it, well a slightly faster pace of walk, do you have a suit?
 


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