Ask Uncle Buck

[Dave the OAP]

You are not downloading enough porn.

phew...I thought it was more serious than that......thanks


In the song, Its Raining Men, why did the Weather Girls take out umbrella's when they said they were going outside to get absolutely soaking wet? Surely they would have left the umbrellas at home?

 

[Les Biehn]

Jeremy Irons?

 

[Uncle Buck]

phew...I thought it was more serious than that......thanks


In the song, Its Raining Men, why did the Weather Girls take out umbrella's when they said they were going outside to get absolutely soaking wet? Surely they would have left the umbrellas at home?

There was an outside chance a large man might have fallen out of the sky and the umbrella would have offered some small amount of protection from said raining object.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Jeremy Irons?

Is a drunk, possibly.

 

[Les Biehn]

Is a drunk, possibly.

But does he?

 

[Uncle Buck]

But does he?

Does he iron his own shirts, no.

 

[Les Biehn]

Does he iron his own shirts, no.

Anything?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Anything?

Kinky.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Is it safe to drink our water?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is it safe to drink our water?

The water provided in this region is of extremely good quality and with the recent rainful there are no restrictions in place with regards to usage.

 

[Dandyman]

Is the Welly open yet ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is the Welly open yet ?

Yes it is.

 

[Mendoza]

Do fat, single, ugly girls that always take up all the room on the bus with baby buggies, only have a baby to prove they have had sex ?

 

[Les Biehn]

Is it big and is it clever?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Why does Brett oggle the fat, single, ugly girls that always take up all the room on the bus with baby buggies?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do fat, single, ugly girls that always take up all the room on the bus with baby buggies, only have a baby to prove they have had sex ?

Free house etc.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is it big and is it clever?

Seemingly.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why does Brett oggle the fat, single, ugly girls that always take up all the room on the bus with baby buggies?

Ask him.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Will we have snow on Monday Uncle Buck? And will it bring TravelChaos?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Will we have snow on Monday Uncle Buck? And will it bring TravelChaos?

I have answered the snow one earlier.

However if we do, they infrastructure will grind to a halt.