Ask Uncle Buck

[Parson Henry]

How fast can you run and can you run swifter than the Taxman or the Laird?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Why did NSC just go down?

 

[Dave the OAP]

was it all my fault?



me me me me me me me

 

[Trufflehound]

Why do fools fall in love?

 

[Dave the OAP]

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?

 

[Trufflehound]

Why chromosome?

Why fronts?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How fast can you run and can you run swifter than the Taxman or the Laird?

No idea.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why did NSC just go down?

Moderatorgate.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why do fools fall in love?

How would stupid people breed otherwise.

 

[Uncle Buck]

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?

Due to your all round crap art skills.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why chromosome?

Why fronts?

Tiiiiimmmmmmmyyyyyy

 

[Les Biehn]

Wheres Dave going on Holiday next year?

 

[Parson Henry]

No idea.

Why have you no idea? Have you not engaged in sporting competion with your chums?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Wheres Dave going on Holiday next year?

Albania.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why have you no idea? Have you not engaged in sporting competion with your chums?

No idea.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Albania.

is the correct answer



Why is it that when you RAID a set of 35GB Disks, some of them have more usable left than others?

 

[Parson Henry]

No idea.

Aaah Ok. The picture I get.

 

[Uncle Buck]

is the correct answer



Why is it that when you RAID a set of 35GB Disks, some of them have more usable left than others?

You are not downloading enough porn.

 

[Mendoza]

What are the point of hand dryers in toilets - when all people do after using them is wipe their hands dry on their trousers?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What are the point of hand dryers in toilets - when all people do after using them is wipe their hands dry on their trousers?

They cover the noise up of the person in trap one having a loud and wet shit.