Are some away trips going to end in DISASTER?

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The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
I sit on one of these trains on the way home. The reduction in the quality of service is enormous. They're dirty, they're uncomfortable, and they're SHIT; cattle crates on wheels.

So it's a big up yours to the infirm, people with bladder issues, to new mothers, to anyone who's been to the pub, anyone who needed a jimmy but had to rush for the last train home.

And all for no reduction in price.
 








Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
that is, arguably, the most stupid decision i have ever heard of in my life
 






Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,876
Brighton, UK
I mean it: shouldn't there be some sort of organised PISS-IN protest? Everyone wears wellies and just pees everywhere?
 


Flavor Flav

Get those trousers off!
Jul 5, 2008
1,503
West Sussex
What the f*** is up with the southern trains that run at early mornings. The seats are shit and theres no leg room. I can definately see how they justify the price.
 


D

Deleted User X18H

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Have some of you lot ever been on the tube?

A lot of the journeys made on these lines are for no longer than 30 minutes.

Its inconvenient I suppose, but when ever I go to use a train loo, its either 'out of use' or has shit (literally) all over the floor.
 
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Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,704
The Fatherland
What happens if you've purchased one of them 'Eastleigh' tickets where you cannot get off the train and you need a dump?
 






Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,704
The Fatherland
Maybe the Pope's 'third world' mate made his comment after catching a train?
 


Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,104
Toronto
What happens if you've purchased one of them 'Eastleigh' tickets where you cannot get off the train and you need a dump?

You'll either get fined for leaving the train early or fined for taking a dump in the train bin

It's a no win situation :shrug:
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,704
The Fatherland
You'll either get fined for leaving the train early or fined for taking a dump in the train bin

It's a no win situation :shrug:

What is a waste bin for it it's not for waste?............m'lord.
 








A spokesman for Southern confirmed today that it plans to use‘refurbished’ trains with no toilets on board on the popular route as of December. The company denied that this would cause passengers any 'discomfort', suggesting that passengers should simply use the toilet before boarding the train.

So where are the toilets in Brighton Station then? Weren't they closed down years ago?
 


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