Are some away trips going to end in DISASTER?

[Marc]

I hereby claim that if I were to enter a train without toilets I shall piss on the seats, you are warned!

 

[Trufflehound]

I hereby claim that if I were to enter a train without toilets I shall piss on the seats, you are warned!

Explaining why he acquitted the defendant, Judge Jock McGavel said: "It was only a wee misdemeanour."

 

[bhaexpress]

Explaining why he acquitted the defendant, Judge Jock McGavel said: "It was only a wee misdemeanour."

Are you sure that's not just a watered down version ?

 

[Trufflehound]

Are you sure that's not just a watered down version ?

Stop press: the appeals court has overturned the earlier acquittal, telling the defendant: "Urine trouble now, son."