Almost TV Shows

[Virgo's Haircut]

Gaywatch - One man and his camera sit outside Revenge nightclub in Brighton

 

[bhafc99]

Silent Widnes – Amanda Burton is baffled as another corpse is found in Britain's quietest rugby league loving town.

 

[backson]

Blue Chunder - A helicopter pilot and his navigator get shit faced on cocktails.

 

[backson]

Strictly Come Lancing - a travelogue for the popular small West Sussex town

 

[Gully]

Knight Rider - DK drives around Brighton in a car with blacked out windows, solving crimes and keeping the streets clean.

 

[Titanic]

The Nuked Chef - wishful thinking!

 

[backson]

Some Mothers Do Ave Me - one for the Milf lovers

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Knight Rider - DK drives around Brighton in a car with blacked out windows, solving crimes and keeping the streets clean.

Or alternatively...

Knight Rider - A group of young lovelies tell the world how they enjoyed Dick.

 

[backson]

You've Been Flamed - a new NSC user dares to ask when the fixtures are out, with the usual hilarious consequences

 

[Chester Drawers]

The Magic Roundaboot ... Essential childrens viewing from Tyne Tees Television

 

[backson]

We Are The Tampons - Ron Pickering presides over a group of 13 year old schoolgirls' experiences of puberty

 

[backson]

Fingerjobs - the ladies just LOVE it when Yoffy lifts a finger

 

[Chester Drawers]

Holidays from Hull ... another series of horror stories of holiday mishaps

 

[dougdeep]

Can't Fook Wont Fook. Sad tale of man after accident with meat clever.

 

[Chester Drawers]

The Pig Fight Live presented by Chris P Bacon (Ham fisted presenter)

 

[backson]

Little Written - Matt Lucas and David Walliams play a pair of students who can't get their essays finished due to the time they spend on the internet

 

[backson]

Ready Steady Look - a televised game of "Peepbo"

 

[Jahooli]

Antiques Raidshow Cheap tv show utilising cctv footage of breakins of second hand shops

 

[backson]

Points of Hugh - Hugh Scully tells us his views on the week's telly

 

[dougdeep]

Notts Landing. Second rate County Cricket Team arrives by boat.