Almost TV Shows

[Titanic]

PVC - an 'adults only' shopping channel.

 

[dougdeep]

Dross Roads. Same as before really.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

You've been maimed

:cheat:

 

[Barrow Boy]

Norse of the year show - The best of Scandinavian porn

 

[Simster]

EUROVISION MONG CONTEST - unfortunates from around europe battle it out to find out which is the least physically and mentally impaired

 

[Barrow Boy]

Top Rear - Ultimate bum show

 

[captainmorganrum]

IN THE FIGHT GARDEN - "The first rule of fight garden, Igglepiggle..."

 

[captainmorganrum]

f*** ROGERS IN THE 25th CENTURY- everyone called Roger is rounded up and flung 400 years into the future to get bummed by a midget robot.

Ei-bi-di-bi-di-bi.

 

[TSB]

Meal or no Meal: In a variation on 'Bum Fights', Noel Edmonds presents a quiz show for tramps, featuring tests in Begging, Wheezing and Big Issue selling.
Not for the faint hearted.

PS This is the funniest thread i've read in AAAAGES!

 

[Mendoza]

Jews at 10 - A "celebrity" of Jewish religion takes a daily reading from the Tanakh and gives a quirkt annicdote

 

[Barrow Boy]

Pot Blick - A weekly televised snooker tournament, from South Africa.

That nearly made me deposit a mouthfull of coffe over my keyboard.

 

[Titanic]

Grunge Hill - the result of abolishing school uniform.

 

[RM-Taylor]

DIE SOS - a programme about sucidies and how we can help

 

[Titanic]

The EUROVISION THONG CONTEST - sadly not what it sounds like... it's actually a Europe-wide singing competition organised by the International Society for the Pismonunciations of Worms.

 

[Barrow Boy]

Wanking the Dead - Gameshow in which two teams attempt to get a stiffy out of a stiffy

 

[Barrel of Fun]

DAD'S BARMY - A candid look at life and living with a psychotic parent.

 

[Gully]

Can I nominate this for NSC Gold status, haven't laughed so much in ages.

The Sky at Knight - Dick tells us about all the stars he has spotted and the ones that you will be able to see from your seat at Withdean next season.

 

[captainmorganrum]

THE LITTLEST HOMO - Weekly adventures of a midget queen who can't settle down in one place

 

[dougdeep]

The Bone Show. Celebrity flash-off.

 

[captainmorganrum]

MONGS OF PRAISE - Tuneless renditions of religious songs, with Aled Jones