Almost TV Shows

[backson]

Orange-Face is Not the Only Fruit - a camera follows Simon Jordan cruising

 

[Jahooli]

Life on Darth documentary series examining Lord Vader's parasites

 

[Jahooli]

Wife on earth - Outdoor Marital wrestling

 

[Simster]

A BONG for Europe.

Frank Bough presents some handy tips on how to make your very own smoke cooling device before your next trip to Amsterdam.

 

[Jahooli]

To Fight with Trevor MacDonald - D list celebs spar with the heavyweight newsreader

 

[Everest]

The Fist Show - late night adult comedy

 

[Chester Drawers]

Tails of the Unexpected - Shallow Hal star Jack Black talks to real life "waggers"

 

[Chester Drawers]

Tripe - Bruce Parry settles down for another bowlful with another indigenous group in the wilds of Borneo

 

[Everest]

The Clingers - a series for astronauts who have trouble with bowel movements in space

 

[Jahooli]

Crapheap Challenge - Two teams in toilet tournament

 

[Everest]

South Tank Show - cameras follow Guy Butters during his spell at Brighton & Hove Albion.

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

whose fine is it anyway?- A group of arrogant teenagers from Croydon fight over who will pay two hundred and fifty quid after being caught driving during a night of beer, fags and fried chicken.

 

[Everest]

Where The Hart Is - cameras follow Gary Hart during his spell at Brighton & Hove Albion.

 

[Jahooli]

The Krypton Fuctor - documentary about Supergirl's demise

 

[Jahooli]

Come Wancing - hopeful contestants try to bring it off

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Howard's Gay- more seamen than a Graham Norton dream sequence, this raunchy drama follows the adventure of an all-male Hampshire based sailing club, set in the 1980s.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Saturday Cocks- weekend magazine programme featuring the ups & downs of life in a Berkshire hen coop.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Supermarket Sleep- all action gameshow featuring the efforts of a group of narcoleptics as they race against time to get their weekly shop done before the the urge to nod off overtakes them somewhere around the household cleaning products aisle.

 

[Norman Potting]

Porchwood - Join the crack multi-sexual team of alien investigators as they tour Homebase to buy materials to build a porch over the entrance to their secret HQ.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Last of the Summer Wind- one zany Yorkshire pensioner's quest to rid himself of a persistent case of gastric bloating