Almost TV Shows

[captainmorganrum]

A QUESTION OF SPURT - Ally McCoist and Frankie Dettori try to work out the identity of a mysterious guest from a video of them on the money shot.
The what happened next round gets a bit repetitive though.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

One Foot In The Grape- a cantankerous, ageing French wine producer rolls up his trousers and shows us how to make Merlot the traditional way

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The Two Rennies Comedy sketches to gladden the heart(burn)

 

[dougdeep]

Glove Thy Neighbour. Teaches you the art of fisticuffs for when you confront him nextdoor over the size of his hedge.

 

[Norman Potting]

The Fart Show - Lots of loveable comic characters break wind.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Bentaghost - Years after his death, the cast of Are You Being Served continue to be haunted by the wailing spectral presence of John Inman.

 

[dougdeep]

Channon. Detective series starring a bloke with a strong country accent who trained 'orses.

 

[captainmorganrum]

BUTTON MOAN - Jenson Button's 100 excuses on why he is so shit at Formula 1

 

[captainmorganrum]

BLIND KATE - A blindfolded Kate Adie has to pick out her hunky date using touch alone

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Bed Dwarf- Fans of The Wizard of Oz compete to win a date with their favourite Munchkin

 

[dougdeep]

Bummer Special. Sorry, this program is for the over 18's only.

 

[Everest]

Mary, Mungo and Madge - Animation about a girl (Mary), a dog (Mungo) and their adoptive mum (Madge) who lived in a block of flats.

 

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SNATCHPHRASE - Adults only gameshow in which contestants have to attempt lipreading what a young woman is attempting to mouth with her bearded clam

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The Dykes of Hazzard - the madcap scrapes of a group of fun-loving lesbians as they set out to win over the corrupt Boss Hogg and set up Pride marches throughout the Deep South.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Knobs Landing - Fly on the wall programme trailing the Chelsea team as their plane arrives in Moscow ahead of this week's Champions League final.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Footballers Dives
Cristiano Ronaldo & Didier Drogba present their favourite on-pitch thespians

 

[Barrow Boy]

The Golden Shit - Albion supporters take turns to fire crossbows at comical targets attached to the heads of Archer, Bellotti and Stanley.

 

[Herman the Tosser]

Top of the Wops - An insight into the Mafia.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Club
The annual close season adventures of Leon Knight as he falls out with yet another manager

 

[Everest]

An Audience with... Tommy Copper - the magician pulls odd shaped items out of his helmet.