Almost TV Shows

[Lady Whistledown]

Every Second C_unts
Adult gameshow hosted by Paul Daniels, in which guests have to guess which of a selection of lady-gardens belongs to the Lovely Debbie McGee.

 

[dougdeep]

You watch too much telly Edna.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Everest]

Ultimate Farce - starring Ross Kemp as SAS Staff Sergeant Henno Garvey. This week, Garvey's mother Peggy gets her "tits out for the lads", brother Harvey Garvey arrives with his backward son, and Ethel is pining for Willy.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Going For Golf
A pan-European range of contestants battle to hit their balls into the hole without getting knocked back by the sails of the mini windmill

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Trampton
Kids animation featuring a cast of loveable plasticine bums as they sit outside Bargain Booze, swigging cans of Special Brew.

 

[acrossthepond]

Cuntdown - a program investigating different designs of intimate waxings...

 

[Lankyseagull]

Top Rear - in which Jeremy Clarkson makes a complete arse of himself.......again.

 

[Mendoza]

Telechubbies - Graham Norton and Denise Van Outen host a reality TV show to find the new lead singer in a Pavarotti tribute show

 

[captainmorganrum]

VEAL OR NO VEAL - new born calfs are packed into tiny red boxes.

Umm ... that's it.

 

[captainmorganrum]

NIP f*** - lots of Japanese red-hot action

 

[captainmorganrum]

PMTV - breakfast show presented by angry women 'on the blob' - the guests are ALWAYS WRONG

JIVE NEWS with NATASHA KAPLINSKY - she gets up, she gets on down, and reads some news

THE TIT CROWD - the IT comedy with added breasts

THE ORIFICE - David Brent bends over backwards to please his staff

 

[Titanic]

The Chelsea Fowler Show - The adventures of a poultry keeper in the wealthy London suburbs.

 

[captainmorganrum]

HOWARD'S GAY - lots of "seamen" in this nautical drama

 

[Titanic]

HOMES ON THE SUN - an unlikely attempt to colonise our nearest star... obviously this will only be on late a night, because at other times it will be far too hot.

 

[Titanic]

The F**** Word.

 

[captainmorganrum]

CATTLESTAR GALLACTICA

Will the Cylons wipe out the last survivors of the Bovine race?

 

[Titanic]

THE HEATHER FORECAST - an daily analysis of growing conditions across the UK.

 

[Titanic]

GIRLS ON POT - pretty much speaks for itself... and they DO ramble on a bit... and then knock up a midnight snack from whatever can be found in the kitchen cupboards.

 

[captainmorganrum]

THE REALLY MILD SHOW - Terry Nutkins partakes of a chicken korma live on air