Marshy said:
But if you haven't heard it before Marshy, then it's brand spanking new!!!
Marvellous
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A Thread full of Joke du Jours
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But if you haven't heard it before Marshy, then it's brand spanking new!!!
Marvellous
Herne Hill Seagull
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FG aka Football Genius. said:
Coming from you FG, that's probably the richest comment I've ever read on here.
The Great Cornholio
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Reminds me of the one about the couple on their honeymoon. The guy has a wooden leg which he has kept from her until now. On their wedding night he says "Close your eyes darling because I've got a surprise for you." She closes her eyes and he takes off his wooden leg and moves her hand onto his stump.
"Well, darling. What do you think of that?" he asks.
"Well, that is a surprise" she says. "But pass me the vaseline and I'll see what I can do."
"Well, darling. What do you think of that?" he asks.
"Well, that is a surprise" she says. "But pass me the vaseline and I'll see what I can do."
Danny Seagull's Mate
Babe of the Year 2003
The Great Cornholio said:Reminds me of the one about the couple on their honeymoon. The guy has a wooden leg which he has kept from her until now. On their wedding night he says "Close your eyes darling because I've got a surprise for you." She closes her eyes and he takes off his wooden leg and moves her hand onto his stump.
"Well, darling. What do you think of that?" he asks.
"Well, that is a surprise" she says. "But pass me the vaseline and I'll see what I can do."
where did michael jasckson say he went on holiday?
of to tampa with the kids
of to tampa with the kids
fatbadger
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Re: Joke for Weds afternoon
'Says'??
Trotster said:A man marries a deaf girl - he says 'we must work out a code': If i want sex, ill stroke your left breast' - You reply by pulling my penis - Once for Yes or fifty times for No!!!
'Says'??
Superphil
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Fatbadger, you're right, what are we doing wasting our time on this thread, it's a tissue of lies
bhaexpress
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"I'd like two pork chops" said the woman to her butcher.
"And make them lean" she said.
"Yes madam, which way" said the butcher.
"And make them lean" she said.
"Yes madam, which way" said the butcher.
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Ferrari imploy Scousers!
Ferrari Formula 1 Team have announced that they have fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's 'Work For The Dole' Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds with just apair of mole grips each, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari's management.
As most F1 races are won and lost in thr pits, Ferrari are seen to now have a massive advantage over every other team. However they got more than they bargained for during the Scouse Crew's first practise session.
Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at Couthard's bird in the shower.
I'll get my coat...
Ferrari Formula 1 Team have announced that they have fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's 'Work For The Dole' Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds with just apair of mole grips each, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari's management.
As most F1 races are won and lost in thr pits, Ferrari are seen to now have a massive advantage over every other team. However they got more than they bargained for during the Scouse Crew's first practise session.
Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at Couthard's bird in the shower.
I'll get my coat...
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Pretty old hat - you deserve to get your coat for that
