A thread for random items which couldn't be inserted into any existing thread

[pastafarian]

anagram of david bellotti is

bad old evil tit

 

[Norman Potting]

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER:

I have just been sent a whole list of these to perk this thread up if it is danger of slipping on to page 2.

 

[raymondbriggs]

An old one but a good one,thanks palarse

 

[raymondbriggs]

here was a bit of a diplomatic incident after the Czech Republic played a friendly in Prague in May 2008. The programme had the Latvian team picture with all the right names printed and the Latvian flag with all the right colours. There was a perfect rendition of the Latvian national anthem before the match. But they were playing Lithuania!

 

[Norman Potting]

I'm building a wardrobe this afternoon whilst listening to the commentary on Player or radio. Multi tasking - easy!

 

[Phat Baz 68]

This online community of ours has a fecal fascination bordering on the Germanic, carry on.

Try One Priest One Nun !!!

 

[Norman Potting]

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

Come on MB, more random magic please to keep this on the front page!

 

[Southern Scouse]

Sao Paulo v Santos finished 3-2 to SP yesterday with Lucas Moura being great as usual.
Probably a bit out of our league but will probably end up at Inter. Anyone interested in watching a young kid grow into the game should follow his career with interest.
I feel better now.

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Sorry in advance, but the 60's Spiderman meme is awesome.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

Come on MB, more random magic please to keep this on the front page!

I likes that, me does.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Haven't watched this in a while.

 

[chucky1973]

are polar beers left handed?

 

[sydney]

Haven't watched this in a while.

haha quality ........not seen that before.....

 

[Norman Potting]

BBC News - Dead sperm whale at Old Hunstanton boosts tourism

They sure know how to enjoy themselves in Norfolk.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Anyone who knows where this is without looking at the title has truly lived a good life.

 

[KneeOn]

I like trains.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I like trains.

I sometimes think of a dreamy and fly-ridden train full of tramps that their leader, a Dennis or a Frank, the genius of all hobos, masterminded the theft of and knew how to tap into the rail network of to prevent all crashes and change lines at the necessary times to travel around, and urinate on, all parts of the country. Dennis or Frank would have a ticket inspector's hat on backwards and a ticket machine that when he pressed "enter" on would fire out small sicks or gasses or nits, and he'd have a weapon, maybe a rancid leg of lamb with nails in it, that he'd talk to as if it were alive, to threaten any tramp-impersonators climbing on for a free ride to nowhere in particular off of his train. Dennis or Frank would have the most combed of beards of all the tramps on board, one that he lost his fingers in during his most thought-filled stroking, and tramp ladies found him drunkenly adorable, especially during his tour guide babbling at particular sites this magical mobile would pass at 30mph or less.

 

[Seagull27]

Anyone who knows where this is without looking at the title has truly lived a good life.

Best 2p I've ever spent.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

 

[Norman Potting]