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chucky1973
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Does anyone know a certified Fire Door Installer?
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Whilst in a meeting at work recently someone inadvertently came out with the beauty: "The thing is, for this campaign we really need to come out all buns glazing..." - and she didn't even realise what she'd said.
Good thread, BTW.
Good thread, BTW.
AlbionKebabs
Member
I was on a coach on the M25 recently, I looked down at the van below me and driver was bashing one out as he drove along. We made eye contact. It was a hideous moment....
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Tried it once, got to 1ft 4” by the 20th February and bloody BT came along and shovelled the lot up
- Jul 7, 2003
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Hope I never see that on duty. Not sure I'd enjoy explaining how it constituted driving without due care & attention to the court. Or...maybe I would
Norman Potting
Well-known member
No, but I have met one who was a bit strange.
The Large One
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Is this the best thread to ask about a Private Gin Experience (c.f. [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION])?
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
I took my dog to the zoo the other day.
It was quite a good zoo.
The dog was a labrador.
It was quite a good zoo.
The dog was a labrador.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Oh, and on the other subject, with a decent intake of roughage I think you're looking at no more than half a litre a day.
So, 183 litres over a whole year if BT don't shovel it up. No more than halfway up your shins is my guess.
So, 183 litres over a whole year if BT don't shovel it up. No more than halfway up your shins is my guess.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
On the subject of fecal matter, I was told a story once by a friend who spent a month working on a small local building site. One of the people working there, not fancying the hygiene of the on-site portaloo, used to hop over a wall every day to a piece of waste ground to perform his daily 'movement'. At the end of the month he called his fellow workers over and said: "Lads! Come and take a look at what I've done."
On peering over the wall it turned out he'd laid his entire month's worth of turds end-to-end to create a 30-foot long "string of sausages".
Quite artistic I thought...
On peering over the wall it turned out he'd laid his entire month's worth of turds end-to-end to create a 30-foot long "string of sausages".
Quite artistic I thought...
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
I was assuming liquids would leak out through the gap around the door. Bog roll adds no significant volume. But I am assuming the whole has been tamped down to remove air gaps and create one solid block - no 'house of cards' style stacking allowed.
Brilliant.
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Good to see that Toilet Gel is still available for domestic use. I was fearful that British Telecom might have bought up all the stock.
Meade's Ball
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There's bound to be a transdimensional phonebox out there that has its own interplanetary sewage system that is some messianic doctor's own special "The Turdis".
Crispt-to-firm Cacklestone is the only bad Dr Who actor plop pun name i have come up with thus far.
Crispt-to-firm Cacklestone is the only bad Dr Who actor plop pun name i have come up with thus far.
MattBackHome
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Shit-Nest-In Mc-Coin-Return
(Sylvester McCoy? Shit Nest in My Coin Return? - maybe not, after all)
