A thread for random items which couldn't be inserted into any existing thread

[The screamer]

When I was 13, I almost had an unwanted gay experience in the Toilets at County mall!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

A UK telephone is 3x3x8.4ft so 75.6 cubic feet. This equates to a volume of 2140 litres. An average bowel movement must be about 500ml, so it would take around 4280 of these - that's 11.72 a day.

Even with IBS i suspect this could not be done with shit alone, but if you include piss it probably could

Top bombing Mustafa

 

[dingodan]

Got wood?

 

[driller]

There is an ' off licence ' in the usa ski resort of beaver creek called...

Beaver liquor !

 

[WildWood]

If the world spins at about 800mph & you ran 800mph, going with the spin - would you be going anywhere or just running really fast on the spot?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

Nob.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Nob.

eh? Knob.

Ass.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

eh? Knob.

Ass.

Tit.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

Not that I've spent the last hour thinking about this or anything like that, but what about 'gut'?

*serious face*

 

[brightn'ove]

Not that I've spent the last hour thinking about this or anything like that, but what about 'gut'?

*serious face*

bum? (not an offer)

 

[driller]

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

Is gum a medical term?

I thought it was slang for gingiva (gingivae) ?

 

[Art Vs Science]

Crikey someone must have a very good aim

 

[Norman Potting]

Charlie Oatway has a tame Honey Badger named "Fluffy".

 

[imissworthing2]

Whilst waiting at traffic lights in the family car, my Ma pointed at 2 donkeys in a nearby field and in her thick west coast of Ireland accent said " would ye look at the pair of asses".

 

[Hillian1]

Charlie Oatway has a tame Honey Badger named "Fluffy".

This is exactly why the Honey Badger can never be the hardest creature, not only can you tame one you can call it Fluffy.

 

[seagullondon]

This is exactly why the Honey Badger can never be the hardest creature, not only can you tame one you can call it Fluffy.

We all know the old moo is the hardest of them all

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

If the world spins at about 800mph & you ran 800mph, going with the spin - would you be going anywhere or just running really fast on the spot?

As the earth axis tilt is 23.5 degrees wouldn't you have to factor this in?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

There is an ' off licence ' in the usa ski resort of beaver creek called...

Beaver liquor !

Driving to work yesterday, I saw two men climb out of a van, emblazoned with "BEAVER CLEANING SERVICES", and walk up the drive of a suburban house.

I assumed they were shooting a porn movie.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Can I just say, if you read this thread using the Tapatalk app on an iPhone, the title reads "Random items that cannot be inserted into..."

Until I turned it to landscape, and could read the title in its entirety, I was more than a little alarmed.

PS I was going to suggest a marrow.