A thread for random items which couldn't be inserted into any existing thread

[Meade's Ball]

Kind of you to share that with us Cheeky M.

It reminds of the time a few years ago when i blocked my family home toilet on one of my christmas visits. I knew i'd done it and flushed for some 20 minutes or more, pouring all sorts of acidic substances down there to attempt to dislodge/dislog by singeing the behemoth. It was on the morning i was leaving and making my way back to London too so i had to leave the cackastrophe there. I think i wanted to blame it on excessive paper usage, but in fact it was more than likely just a huge and uncrushable constrictor that wedged itself immovably and without a nanosecond of shame in a place no man can reach. I know i have said of it before, but i was in hysterics of laughter when speaking to my mother a fortnight later when she revealed to me that her boyfriend had had to spend close to £20 on industrial rods to prod free the monstrosity the next day. It is up there with the day the same boyfriend had a small fit at the Withdean and poured strawberry milkshake on his moustachioed face as something that will always cause me to giggle in the memory of.

 

[Norman Potting]

Can you purchase Strawberry milkshake at the Amex?

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[seagullondon]

Can you purchase Strawberry milkshake at the Amex?

Gullys Girls offer them for 1901 members

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

 

[Norman Potting]

Used the rotary clothes line for the first time this year.

 

[Twizzle]

.... duplicate

That is random. Great place to post it though

 

[middletoenail]

How the f*** do you turn off ebayhound, he is pissing me off when using tapatalk?

 

[pastafarian]

I have no idea what this is, but it's brilliant.

that may well be the weirdest and most wonderful thing i have ever seen on youtube........shame it wasnt a spastic eagle

 

[pasty]

Two servers have crashed in the office and I've been up for the hour last trying to get them back online - but at least I get to watch a bit of the cricket SL are 318/9

 

[W.C.]

the cackastrophe

 

[Dirk Gently]

That is random. Great place to post it though

Turned out what I had originally posted *COULD* be inserted into an existing thread......

 

[Norman Potting]

My brother in law used to live in a flat opposite the Clissold Arms in Muswell Hill. That was were the Kinks played their first gig and I believe that Ray Davies still drinks there.

Recently his step daughter purchased the "Kinks Greatest Hits".

Spooky coincidence or what??

 

[Spamdrew]

 

[terryberry1]

 

[Norman Potting]

"Anatine" means pertaining to or resembling a duck.

 

[FLOG GNAW]

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I've watched this at least 5 times for the last couple of days. Thank you, sir.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

In my misspent youth I used to steal bits of famous monuments/places - I've got a bit of green metal that I broke off from the inside of The Statue of Liberty, a small red metal bracket from The Golden Gate Bridge and most shamedly a very small piece of original wallpaper taken from a room in Anne Frank's House.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

In my misspent youth I used to steal bits of famous monuments/places - I've got a bit of green metal that I broke off from the inside of The Statue of Liberty, a small red metal bracket from The Golden Gate Bridge and most shamedly a very small piece of original wallpaper taken from a room in Anne Frank's House.

There's got to be a corker of a punchline in all of this horrible debauchery.

(I won't be the man to make it, I have sensitive bones)