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10 obscure ways to identify a Brightonian



The steep hill that runs from the end of Nevill Road, up to the roundabout at the end of Dyke Road.

Cheers, King George VI Avenue?
I have heard of Snakey Lane, it's the lane that runs from Preston Park Station to Tongdean Lane.
 




Since I live in London now? Am I still a Brightonian? I still see my Brighton as my home town, It is where I am FROM. And I support the Albion and not ASrsenal, West ham etc

I was born in Pompey and moved here in 1981, so I can answer the majority of the questions on this thread. I have BHA tattooed to my forearm, am I an honorary Brightonian?
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Brightonians are not phased at all by seeing a bloke in a dress or 2 smackheads fighting/shagging.

Brightonians have tuaca as their short of choice.

Brightonians don't do the Brighton Festival. (oh, we always promise ourselves we will but...)

Brightonians get that smug feeling walking up London Road on a hot sunny Sunday afternoon past all the Londoners queueing up right back to the Pavilion to get on the A23.

Brightonians do not count seeing Preston/Chantelle, Jordan/Peter Andre or Chris Eubank as celebrity-spotting.

Brightonians do not regard Heather Mills or Zoe Ball as true Brightonians.

Brightonians know that weird things happen down Waterloo Street and that is why you should never live there.

Brightonians correct people when they add van to Hoogstraten's name.

Brightonians say 'f*** off baldy' to Terry Garoghan.

Brightonians don't do Sunday mornings.
 




Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,680
In a pile of football shirts
Brighton punks remember the Buccaneer, the Alhambra, the New Regent, the Art College Basement, the original Concorde...


Ah, the Alhambra, memories..... The Damned, Chelsea, Vice Squad, Chron Gen (maybe Vice Squad at the Xtreme Club)
 








Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,833
Uffern
Brightonians don't do the Brighton Festival. (oh, we always promise ourselves we will but...)

Not true at all: my mates and I have been going to Brighton Festival events since the early 70s.

My dad was on the shortlist to be the Festival Director when the whole thing got off the ground, if he'd got the gig I'd gone to whole lot more.
 






aftershavedave

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
7,161
as 10cc say, not in hove
Brightonians are not phased at all by seeing a bloke in a dress or 2 smackheads fighting/shagging.

Brightonians have tuaca as their short of choice.

Brightonians don't do the Brighton Festival. (oh, we always promise ourselves we will but...)

Brightonians get that smug feeling walking up London Road on a hot sunny Sunday afternoon past all the Londoners queueing up right back to the Pavilion to get on the A23.

Brightonians do not count seeing Preston/Chantelle, Jordan/Peter Andre or Chris Eubank as celebrity-spotting.

Brightonians do not regard Heather Mills or Zoe Ball as true Brightonians.

Brightonians know that weird things happen down Waterloo Street and that is why you should never live there.

Brightonians correct people when they add van to Hoogstraten's name.

Brightonians say 'f*** off baldy' to Terry Garoghan.

Brightonians don't do Sunday mornings.

spot on, apart from the tuaca:clap:
 


Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,108
Toronto
Brightonians know not to park within 10 metres of a yellow line or permit zone for fear of the certainty of getting a ticket.
 








The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
True Brightonians have fallen off the stepping stones into the water at the Rookery.

True Brightonians called it the Rockery.

True Brightonians know where you are talking about when you mention the Rookery.

True Brightonians knew London Road as a nice shopping street (including Marks & Spencer, Timothy Whites, Cavendish Woodhouse, Corbyns etc)

True Brightonians remember the huge oak trees in the middle of Preston Park, and the huge trees on the north lawns of St Peter's Church.

True Brightonians think Julie Burchill has done f*** all for this city except shoot her mouth off.

True Brightonians scratch their heads at how so many streets of terraced slums on the side of a steep hill can become such des res.
 




csider

Active member
Dec 11, 2006
4,511
Hove
Does eat in Preston Street, knowing the ones off the tourist map to eat in.

Avoind the the seafront bars in summer, ie, Honey etc as they are full of "sarf landan cants"
 


csider

Active member
Dec 11, 2006
4,511
Hove
Brightonians correct people when they add van to Hoogstraten's name.

Its Van Hoogstraten, not to Hoogstraten. Thanks for noting.
 


true Brightonians remember BHA nickname was the Dolphins but never used it cos it was naff.

And remember the days when Palace were not our main rivals.
 


Hunting 784561

New member
Jul 8, 2003
3,651
True Brightonians knew London Road as a nice shopping street (including Marks & Spencer, Timothy Whites, Cavendish Woodhouse, Corbyns etc)

No - that's just rose tinted tosh - London Road always was a run down crap hole, even when me Mutha used to shop in Belmans there back in the 1960s.
 




pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,040
West, West, West Sussex
true Brightonians remember BHA nickname was the Dolphins but never used it cos it was naff.

On the subject of dolphins.......And remember when The Sea Life Centre was called The Dolphinarium with dolphins and penguins inside for our amusement.

A Brightonian has legged it past the wax works on the seafront opposite the PALACE Pier because the huge axe swinging back and forth in the window was really rather scary!
 




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