Right, here we go again...
Crystal Palace v Liverpool -A, we won't catch Liverpool
Brighton & Hove Albion v Burnley -H, obviously
Manchester United v AFC Bournemouth -A o_O
Sheffield United v Brentford -H, don't want Brentford anywhere near us
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Nottingham Forest...
Last time I went to my local Barclays (Nantwich) was to deposit a carrier bag full of 1p and 2p pieces to my account.
Astonished to find it had turned into a bar. Walked out 20 minutes later, a few £s less in money, and a few lbs less in weight. Nice place.