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Cork Is Bowled. We Are The Champions.

We need to summon up the spirit of James Kirtley

That WANKER Cork hits a Four. 25 off 28

29 off 29

4 to Keedy. 29 off 32

If it's a tie, we win the Championship, right?

34 off 35

34 off 36 balls. Keep Keedy from getting runs, and we increase the pressure on them

35 needed off 7 overs.

No ball. Bastards. I don't think I've felt like this since Hereford.

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By giving a CAST IRON GUARANTEE that the government will back up Northern Rock savings if they go tits up, the Chancellor has technically made NR safer than the Bank of England, hasn't he? Presumably there will be QUEUES of people waiting to put their money IN in the morning.

WARNE CLEARED Hampshire captain Shane Warne has been cleared of directing foul language at spectators in a one-day match last month. The former Australia leg-spinner appeared before a disciplinary panel after it was alleged he made comments to the crowd during the second innings of a NatWest...

She has them all done in a secure BBC tumble drier.

What was your opinion of Kent police based on two seasons of home games at Gillingham? Or didn't you go?

Did you also meet his brother William G Stewart, who actually hosts Fifteen to One? :jester: My girlfriend was on 100% once. Two of my friends have been on the Weakest Link. And I know an NSCer who was on University Challenge.

Northern Rock is NOT going to go bust. BBC Radio has just been reprting that it's expected to suffer a reduction in profts this year -- but they'll still be around £500m. So the people panic-withdrawing their savings are being incredibly silly. In fact the only thing British people are more...

I am not shitting you all up here -- but I have it from an IMPECCABLE source that Cuddle Cat has been culled because of foot and mouth disease.

Rather bloody glad I switched my 103% mortgage away from NR a couple of year ago (to become something that was more like 90%, thank Christ)

Pay a quid and then go to the party conference, and propose a motion that the Seagulls party be wound up. If you want.