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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Falmer District Council Meeting

    In that case, Collar Feeler, you should ask for the minutes of ALL meetings of Falmer parish councillors from the two weeks commencing, say, July 25th.
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    Sussex v Warwickshire at Hove 8 -11 Aug

    Don't forget to get a voucher out of the Daily Telegraph if you're not a member. That way you can get in FREE.
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    Police 'find blood on walls of Madeleine abduction flat'

    Here's the theory that the BBC can't definitely confirm is true, hence are not reporting. however, expect lots of it in your papers tomorrow. She died in some sort of freak accident, and someone panicked, and pretended to abduct her as a cover-up. This is set to be one of those grisly internet...
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    Brighton torna a casa (‘Brighton returns home’)

    Because journalists are all workshy, yet overworked, sloppy bastards. Football journalists are generally, I'm afraid, even worse.
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    The Twenty20 Finals Day Thread

    Balls. Glad I didn't go. And at least Wankashire lost.
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    Watch Sussex FREE

    Vouchers in the Daily Telegraph today and every day until September 8th, for free entry to all days of Warwickshire at home and Surrey away in the championship. :thumbsup:
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    andy cole

    Need you ask?
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    The Twenty20 Finals Day Thread

    Apparently Lanky the Giraffe was just beaten to the tape by the Kent Spitfire in the mascot race. no doubt he'll blame the soft conditions underfoot.
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    Derbyshire want GRIZZLY

    I thought Chris and Derbyshire had parted on rather bad terms? Anyway, there'd be no point in going there. They are a no-hope club with no fans, a rubbish team, and a rubbish ground. Last good Derbyshire player? Devon Malcolm. Je repose ma valise.
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    The Johnstone Paint trophy

    It's a cup run! When are they opening the ticket office for our sell-out Big Game in the second round?
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    Battle of the 'Beers': ALE vs LAGER

    Ale nine times out of ten. Faced with a choice between London Pride or Harveys and Stella... no contest. If it was horrible creamflow muck like John Smith's v lovely bottled European exoticness like Budvar, I'd take the Budvar.
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    the swan inn , falmer

    Yes that's right. We're not against him HAVING a pub car park. We just don't think it should be next to his pub.
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    the swan inn , falmer

    Why not combine the two and object online? It takes five minutes http://www.lewes.gov.uk/AF3/an/default.aspx/RenderForm/?F.Name=JbZraDFbFHu Application reference LW/07/0813
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    the swan inn , falmer

    I am not AT ALL suggesting that you go to http://www.lewes.gov.uk/AF3/an/default.aspx/RenderForm/?F.Name=JbZraDFbFHu And fill in the details to lodge an objection to application number LW/07/0813 before August 24th. Oh no.
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    Ridiculous number of Sussex homes with swimming pools

    Well the question I ask, then, is this. What on EARTH is the POINT? Surely you can use it for about ONE WEEK every year? I tell you, it's OSTENTATION gone MAD.
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    Ridiculous number of Sussex homes with swimming pools

    I flew into Gatwick airport yesterday for the first time in absolutely yonks. Cracking descent across the channel on a sunny day, over Eastbourne, and the Uckfield-Plumpton sort of area before landing. But what STAGGERED me was the number of places with swimming pools in the back garden. Even...
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    Martin Perry on BBC SCR

    Yes, yes it was.
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    Bitch should have got life....

    Not exactly a legal expert, but I did A-level law ten years ago... manslaughter on the grounds of diminished responsibility is what you get when there's been a murder, but the murderer was in some way "not of sound mind", or mentally ill. To prove manslaughter in a driving case is VERY...

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