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Soccer-Zambian player Nsofwa dies in training JERUSALEM, Aug 29 (Reuters) - Zambian striker Chaswe Nsofwa of Israeli second division side Hapoel Beer Sheva collapsed and died during a practice match in the southern desert city on Wednesday, ambulance staff said. Nsofwa, 27, was...

Depends how many VIDEOS you want to upload to the net, Tommy. Hint hint.

O'Jesus

Ipswich Town have agreed a fee with Brighton for Irish midfielder George O'Callaghan and given him permission to discuss personal terms. SOURCE: Ipswich Town...now on website

Goal efforts?

The commentator apparently said: "and that is the injection in the arm that is so badly needed by British athletics"!

BOY GETS TOILET SEAT STUCK ON HEAD By Brian Farmer, PA Firefighters were called to rescue a three-year-old boy who got his head stuck in a toilet training seat. The fire crew used a hacksaw to cut the plastic seat from the youngster's head after being called to a house in Laindon, Essex, last...

Weren't Fulham above us when we did 'em over in the Sherpa Vans Trophy at the Goldstone in 1996?

Yes. Think of the children of Broad Oak. How are they going to get to Kirby?

Flew Flybe Newcastle to Belfast a few times and it was pretty good really -- just like a "normal" airline. Haven't had a bad experience on Easyjet or Ryanair either. I've never been on it, but I'm a fan of India's Kingfisher air. It's an airline named after beer -- what's not to like?

True -- they could be family photos that are just flammed up by the tabloid in question to make him sound more like a footballer than he actually is.

Not Easy 10 and his noisy automobile. No siree.

Hang on. You've all missed the best bit. Portraits of HIMSELF in his flat??

It's MUCH more than four hundred yards. It's a twenty minute walk. I would stay in Newcastle or Durham, both of which are bloody ace and a short train ride away.

I don't really understand why it's been called off. I live about 6 miles west of the Oval and it's been DRY but CLOUDY here all day. Maybe it's SOGGY, or maybe SLURREY just want to STOP us getting the POINTS.

And why do you have to promise to behave yourself at WITHDEAN to be in the AWAY members' scheme?

Did you not CONSIDER that if there'd been much MORE fuel you'd be BROWN BREAD by now?

Whatever they do all day, they don't sentence people for crimes. That's the judges.

Great Bob Monkhouse gag: "I still enjoy sex at 75. I live at 74 so it's no distance at all"

Yes. I am size 12 as well.