Well I'd be put off by the immediate six months in a tent in Helmand, with 120 degree heat, not much food and Johnny Taliban trying to blow me up, personally.
But best of luck Kev. It's RUBBISH being shat on by a bird.
My parents, and my granny, are all very nice. And they're South Africans.
Anyway, someone I used to play cricket with had played for Sussex 2nd XI a couple of times with Kepler, who was indeed a miserable fucker and would sit in his car at the back of the pavilion rather than the dressing room...
Toby Peirce
Rajesh Rao
Mark Newell
Neil Taylor (c)
James Carpenter
Andy Patterson (wkt)
Carlos Remy
Bradleigh Donelan
Kevin Innes
Martin Thursfield
Alex Edwards
MPs, as a whole, are supposed to reflect all of the electorate.
Far too many of them are middle aged men who haven't been inside a school in possibly twenty years. This is not what the population is like.
No seriously, I voted for Phil.
I had a fantastic holiday in Greece this year. It was 45 degrees, the hotel had a beautiful pool which overlooked mountains and the sea, and next door was an excellent selection of restaurants and bars. The only trouble was, the only CD in the pool bar was the...
I work three 11-hour night shifts every two and a half weeks (have done for two years). According to various bits of science I have read, my life will be shorter by up to four years if I keep doing this.
Often manage 8 hours during the day, in between them, though; which is more than I get when...
Post the video of Grizzly singing, Brett!
This is my favourite cricket photo of the year. Taken by my mate Chris -- a Seagull exiled in the north. It's Dominic Cork getting out against us at Liverpool.
I think Ian Salisbury seriously dicked off the dressing room in the late 90s. OK, all of that team have left since then, but some of the committee haven't. Add in the fact that he's RUBBISH and he'll NEVER come back.
Given that Five Live actually have the rights to broadcast most of the games -- I'd go for them. Also, they pay my salary, so kinda have to say that.
Baker and Kelly do an excellent podcast, though. It's well worth downloading from iTunes, or wippit.com.
Vodafone sent my brother TWO very nice Nokia mobiles instead of one when they replaced his.
He's given one to me -- but now I've discovered it needs to be unblocked to make and receive calls. I called Vodafone, who said HE needed to provide them with his account details before they could...