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Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,594
Haywards Heath
Stop typing in that f***ing shit text speak, it doesn't take two seconds to type normally and in any case, what the f*** else have you got to do that the extra 10 seconds of typing will take up.
As for the pulling of the fat bird, well done and get stuck right in lad. Lets face it, your number one aim at the moment is to pop your cherry so don't worry too much about standards. Also fat birds are generally filth, they have to be in order to make up for the fatness and get laid. That in turn is good for learning when you're starting out. I've done a few right munters but they were dirty as f*** and I learned a some good tricks which go down well when you pull a fit bird. So to reiterate: get stuck in.
 




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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,570
Worthing
what a horrid bunch you are................................
 












¡Cereal Killer!

Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Sep 13, 2003
10,218
Somewhere over there...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IN THERE AIDRIE MY SON!!!!!

Dont worry about looks though mate, shag her, move on to the next bird. Best get the practice in before you start pulling the fit birds :D
 


John Bumlick

Banned
Apr 29, 2007
3,483
here hare here
Any pictures :lolol:

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