Stop typing in that f***ing shit text speak, it doesn't take two seconds to type normally and in any case, what the f*** else have you got to do that the extra 10 seconds of typing will take up.
As for the pulling of the fat bird, well done and get stuck right in lad. Lets face it, your number one aim at the moment is to pop your cherry so don't worry too much about standards. Also fat birds are generally filth, they have to be in order to make up for the fatness and get laid. That in turn is good for learning when you're starting out. I've done a few right munters but they were dirty as f*** and I learned a some good tricks which go down well when you pull a fit bird. So to reiterate: get stuck in.