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Sea swimming weather coming back around and I shall definitely be going in for my daily dip, although I imagine more of a ‘splash and grab’ than sunning on the stones afterwards, which is going to be very hard to resist. I’m guessing if the beach is largely deserted it shouldn’t be an issue...

Nanny State Cluck, a forum giving a bunch of middle aged men old enough to know better a safe space in which to cluck out their OUTRAGE! and vent their Coronavirus spleens at their fellow shoppers. ‘Outraged Posting Saves Lives’

^ I’ve got some use by October 2017 dated wholewheat lasagne sheets that need using up at some point. Bizarrely I’ve had sone use by date August 2019 Asda white onions in a cupboard that haven’t gone off at all.

Guy Garvey playing some fantastic Beatles on 6 Music currently. Carry That Weight into Polythene Pam. Working his way through Abbey Road I’m guessing.

Clap for hermaphrodites has been put back to 16:32hrs according to the BBC website.

Got to feel for the Dunn family as Harry’s killing fades into the background with almost no chance of anything being advanced for many months now with the Covid situation, if ever.

Patrick McGoohan has got a lot to answer for! Number 1: “You will all stay in your cottages this weekend” Number 6: “ I won’t do it” Number 1: “By hook or by crook you will.” Number 6: “What if I need a number 2 and need to visit the village store for loo roll?” Number 1: “Borrow some from...

‘Johnson’ please, not ‘Boris’. You call everyone else by their surnames and then call that odious idiot ‘Boris’ as though he’s a personal friend of yours, and on a Labour thread as well! Next you’ll be calling Tesco ‘Tescos’ Unbelievable.

Agree 100% MoS, it’s a cracking track, and as you say, way after their prime

And anyone using the acronym LIMBS needs taking round the back of the nearest Tesco Express or Tesco Metro and dispatched with a coup de gras to the nape of the neck.

You gotta be shitting me Private Pyle. Mine are actually just below knee length, I buy Craghoppers technical trousers cheap on eBay cut them off and turn them up just below the knee, mostly because I’m never off my push bike. Nice pair of Converse in black or candy pink (my pink ones are...

Navy blue t-shirts, all a man ever needs in his wardrobe, along with a pair of knee length Craghoppers shorts. You’ll never have to think about what to wear again.

Best use of music in a film bar none, just a great juxtaposition of mindless violence and Duran Duran.

I have to say when a woman at work came in wearing DM fakes (black, eight high) a few months back I thought why would you, but they are, as you say, really decent quality and very much look the part. The only reason I knew they were fake in the first place was me complimenting her on them and...

At least now it’s still light at 8pm you don’t have to turn the lights off to pretend you’re not at home to avoid being clap shamed by the neighbours who are out with their vuvuzelas and kazoos (bongos in Hanover)

On again tonight gang, and every Thursday until we beat this thing. Let the binfest(ival) commence. Fortunately I’m working lates this evening, but I did go out of my way to thank the staff I dealt with at my local supermarket yesterday, saying how much they’re appreciated and undervalued, so...

Take him out.

Believe she was in the ‘granny annexe.’ An incident I suspect we’ll be hearing much more about.

The less you do the less you want to do. I’ve got walls that need painting, loads of DIY, but I was mostly on the iPad. :ffsparr::amex: