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Tennis = not really a proper 'sport' :p

If Glenn had lived, rather than foolishly dying, do you think he would have ever fallen into the shadowy world of drugs that seem to be a pitfall for a lot of working muso's?

Ah-ha...chance to trot out one of my most favourite jokes of all time..... I went to the doctors with a peanut in my ear. The doctor told me 'no problem, young man, simply pour in some chocolate and it will come out a treet' !!!

The flying saucer all-chocolatey one is a minstrel.

Just try and be grown up about it. I always find picking a really big bogey* and then wiping it down their backs without them knowing helps. *Preferably a huge cornflake with veins in it.

And there was me thinking he was going to say 'I didn't really want to come to Brighton, I wanted to go to Brentford but they decided they didn't really want me.... etc' :lolol:

The best bit was when he got really stroppy with that Croatian player for touching his arm :lolol: :bounce:

Yes. I think there would be enough interest in being able to travel to the Coast from towns such as Crowborough by train, without having to spend an hour or so getting to Croydon first and then doubling back on themselves.

Cool. I might paint my face as well then.

A truly great effort with the bat. I have only ever played cricket once and I didn't do very well. Can anyone beat that record?

Where will everyone be drinking before the game? Do you think it will be safe to wear colours?

For you to really get your rocks off, he would have to have a leg amputated or, at the very least, shortened :lolol:

:lolol: I just thought the artist must have been getting a bit tired by the time they had covered their boobs and quims in poster paint and probably thought 'lets just stick them in actual socks and boots' !

Officially: 10:00 Unofficially: 09:34 on this messagebaord and every 24 seconds after that until 15:46 next Monday. :lolol: :lolol:

I assume you are looking forward to the Premiership fixtures coming out then ? Oh no sorry - you didn't go up in the end did you? I forgot, It was your clown of a chairman that made you all believe that it was a foregone conclusion that you would walk the Championship last season. oh well !:lolol:

Why aren't their socks and boots painted on as well ?

I was expecting a thread all about nice smelling seabirds. :shootself

I grudgingly admit he seemed to do a reasonable job at Brentford, but lets not confuse managerial ability with being a quirky bully. At the end of the day he still didn't manage to get a fairly decent Brentford promoted from a very ordinary division.

I reckon it is a match made in heaven. I hate MK Dongs & I hate Martin Allen. Lets hope they continue their downward journey into non-league football.

Sorry chaps - I fail to se how anyone would want to go and watch Elton John. :D I believe he likes to bum other men. Up the wrong 'un. And his music is utter shite. While we are talking about Elton John, does anyone know if he had an operation on his feet after 'Tommy', because whenever you...