DONT PANIC CAPTAIN MANWARING !!!
I think you will find things aren't so bad if you just have a good night's sleep. Everything will look a lot rosier in the morning.
And how come Monkey's get their own World down in Dorset?
I propose we try to raise a few bob and create 'People World' - A place where bullied, frightened and bizarre people can live in safety in nice warm enclosures, knowing that food and big wooden platforms etc are plentiful. A place where...
A man was walking along the beach when all of a sudden a seagull did a poo poo on his shoulder. His wife said 'Would you like a tissue?'
The bloke replied 'Don't be silly, he'll be miles away by now!'
I was fully expecting to open this thread and read about the exploits of wacky waistcoat wearing, laugh-a-minute, impersonator, entertainer, snooker magician John Virgo and how he had just purchased a new flat in the Sheffield area.
I have to say that I am a little disappointed.:down: