Mick Ferguson - Played up front v Scumhampton in the FA Cup Quarter Final in 1986 and was simply utter excrement (one of my biggest disappointements of the Goldstone era).
1. Graham Moseley,
2. Gary Stevens,
3. Wayne Bridge,
4. Mark Lawrenson,
5. Steve Foster,
6. Liam Bridcutt,
7. Jimmy Case,
8. Peter Ward,
9. Sergei Gotsmanov,
10. Danny Wilson,
11. Vicente.
Subs:-
12. Thomasz Kuszszak
13. Steve Gatting,
14. Brian Horton,
15. Mike Small,
16. Dean Saunders.
A personal favourite from the school yard, and particularly apt following the 'poo-gate' saga ...
It slips and slides,
Down our back-sides,
Diarrhoea ... Diarrhoea,
If the smell doesn't linger,
Don't use paper,
Use your finger,
Diarrhoea ... Diarrhoea, etc.
Aah, it's like a hymn.
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: "How tall are you Private?"
Private Cowboy: "5 foot 9 Sir".
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: "5 foot 9? I didn't know they could stack shit that high ..."
Full Metal Jacket
Henry Gondorff: "Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap."
The Sting.
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Named in honour of the mighty match official who helped spur us on to Wembley in 1983.
Slightly less popular amongst our Geordie chums though ... http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/9498505.The_day_Trelford_Mills_scuppered_Newcastle_s_FA_Cup_hopes/