Favourite film quote?

[Phat Baz 68]

" Cruxifixion " ?
" Line on the left one cross each " !!

 

[Seasider78]

Snatch: I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

Pulp Fiction:
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a f*ckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's f*ckin' dangerous to have a race car in the f*ckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf*cker, motherf*cker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE F*CK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERF*CKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're f*ckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this n***er's skull!

 

[Trelford Mills Guide Dog]

Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: "How tall are you Private?"
Private Cowboy: "5 foot 9 Sir".
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: "5 foot 9? I didn't know they could stack shit that high ..."
Full Metal Jacket

Henry Gondorff: "Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap."
The Sting.
.

 

[Acker79]

Not a film, but from an episode of west wing

Toby Ziegler: One victory in a year stinks in the life of an administration. But it's not the ones we lose that bother me, Leo. It's the ones we don't suit up for.

 

[BrianWade4]

Luke, I am your father

 

[Beach Hut]

Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?

Beverly Hills Cop 1 (but you need to do it with the accent)

 

[tgretton87]

Not the most memorable but certainly one of the most funniest. Step Brothers



"Shes thinking Oh my god I have had the old bull but now I want the young calf and she grabs me by the weener"

 

[Nibble]

From Planes, Trains and Automobiles:

"You'd have better luck playing pick up sticks with your butt cheeks"

"I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up this morning and my head was stitched into the carpet"

From Animal House,

The Dean: "Somebody needs to put their foot down and that foot is me".

 

[foul old ron]

" Game over Man, Game Over ! "

Bill Paxton - Aliens.

I've already put one of his in. Had some great lines in that film didn't he.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

It's not a crime, it's a sin. And it's the only one you can go out and buy a licence to commit.

(White Hunter, Black Heart)

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Independents Day

Will Smith - *punches alien* Welcome to Earth!

 

[matthew]

What's your favourite film quote?

Lord of the Rings "You shall not cross."

E.T "E.T phoning home."

Shall not pass, is it not?

 

[Brovion]

"Warriors! Come out to play-e-ay!" (Warriors)
"Did someone order a **** 'cos one's just showed up." (The Business. The bleeped-out word is the 'c' word)

 

[HovaGirl]

Nice Beaver!

While the mouldy cheese crawls along the top of the fridge!

 

[HovaGirl]

“You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!” Crocodile Dundee

 

[blue2]

come here Hazel my lovely same film also had crustal is opaque by comparison.......... Question is what was the film

 

[BrianWade4]

Not the most memorable but certainly one of the most funniest. Step Brothers



"Shes thinking Oh my god I have had the old bull but now I want the young calf and she grabs me by the weener"

Look at all the activities we can do....

 

[Algernon]

There are old pilots...............and there are bold pilots..............but there are no old, bold pilots!

 

[lawros left foot]

You can't go crucifying someone outside a church, not on Good Friday

 

[tinycowboy]

"Here hare here". From Withnail & I. I think you have to watch the film to appreciate this.