Went to Eastbourne Grammar school and received the following - cane, slipper (plimsole), blackboard duster (thrown by Mr Ladbrook), golf club on the head (Bodge Malin), metalwork teacher used a metal rule across the palms of the hand. Had a wonderful time there :rolleyes: (should have behaved...
I had a call this morning on my mobile, 'Hello Mr Hampden Park, I understand you were involved in a car accident recently?'. Yes, I said, I died in it. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr