[Humour] Joke Du Jour.

[Jack Straw]

Every day for the last few weeks, a friend of mine has been going to the supermarket to buy two large cod. He then finds a quiet corner nearby where he guts them with his pen-knife, fits them to his feet and walks home in them.
I think he needs to see psychiatrist. He's got a lot of fish shoes.

 

[Notters]

I hope it's not a long walk, they would surely disintegrate. Perhaps that explains, though, why he needs a lot of fish shoes?

 

[pasty]

Obviously buying the wrong fish. To walk properly he needs to plaice one foot in front of the other.

 

[BadFish]

Every day for the last few weeks, a friend of mine has been going to the supermarket to buy two large cod. He then finds a quiet corner nearby where he guts them with his pen-knife, fits them to his feet and walks home in them.
I think he needs to see psychiatrist. He's got a lot of fish shoes.

Maybe he's just angling for a new pair of shoes?

Not surprised he has to visit the supermarket so often though, they wouldn't stand up to much wear and tear ... he needs a better sole.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I hake these sort of jokes.

Gutting would be a lot simpler with a proper knife, a pocket knife will make the job much harder.

 

[Hampden Park]

On the scale of things, he's fin(e)

 

[schmunk]

I hake these sort of jokes.

Gutting would be a lot simpler with a proper knife, a pocket knife will make the job much harder.

 

[BadFish]

If you were any kind of friend you would have suggested that he tries a couple of skates.

Much quicker.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Every day for the last few weeks, a friend of mine has been going to the supermarket to buy two large cod. He then finds a quiet corner nearby where he guts them with his pen-knife, fits them to his feet and walks home in them.
I think he needs to see psychiatrist. He's got a lot of fish shoes.

Would he not be better to use Pollock which is more sustainable?

 

[Icy Gull]

If you were any kind of friend you would have suggested that he tries a couple of skates.

Much quicker.

Strapping two Pompey fans to your feet is a bit extreme

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Every day for the last few weeks, a friend of mine has been going to the supermarket to buy two large cod. He then finds a quiet corner nearby where he guts them with his pen-knife, fits them to his feet and walks home in them.
I think he needs to see psychiatrist. He's got a lot of fish shoes.

There but for the brace of cod

 

[Hampden Park]

There but for the brace of cod

Pollocks!!!

 

[zefarelly]

If you were any kind of friend you would have suggested that he tries a couple of skates.

Much quicker.

That's a Brill idea

 

[AmexRuislip]

Surely he'd eel more at home wearing a pair of kippers

 

[GT49er]

Obviously buying the wrong fish. To walk properly he needs to plaice one foot in front of the other.

Shirley dover sole would be more appropriate?

 

[Hu_Camus]

Shirley dover sole would be more appropriate?

....sad to sea you flounder.

 

[Is it PotG?]

So long as he remembers to tie his daces.

 

[sydney]

it has be said that with the price of cod he would be better of buying some shoes ....shirley...

 

[zefarelly]

So long as he remembers to tie his daces.

Made from noodlefish? or am I tacking cobbler s

 

[FatSuperman]

Shoes made of comfy fish? Sounds like a Bream to me