[Humour] Joke Du Jour

[Icy Gull]

A perv picks a random phone number and a little old biddy answers

Old biddy “Hello”

Perv “I bet you’d love me to come round to yours, rip your knickers off and make mad passionate love to you”

Old biddy “All this you can tell from “hello”?”

Pick that one to pieces NSC

 

[Is it PotG?]

Personally I find the use of biddy offensive, when it generally points to being 'regarded contemptuously as annoying, gossipy, etc'.

She may well be a lovely, kind old lady who just needs a bit of how's yer father.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He had his nob in the chicken.

 

[schmunk]

A perv picks a random phone number and a little old biddy answers

Old biddy “Hello”

Perv “I bet you’d love me to come round to yours, rip your knickers off and make mad passionate love to you”

Old biddy “All this you can tell from “hello”?”

Pick that one to pieces NSC

Is there a joke here?

 

[mr sheen]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He had his nob in the chicken.

Topical

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co...chickens-while-his-wife-filmed-jailed-3008543

 

[Guinness Boy]

Is there a joke here?

I think it's that the "old biddy" is actually Yoda.

The question is whether the "pervert" would enjoy that more or less?

 

[jakarta]

Topical

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co...chickens-while-his-wife-filmed-jailed-3008543

Wonder if he supports Dirty Dirty?

 

[Gazwag]

How did he know she was little, was it a video call

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

How would he know where she lives from a random phone number, there's something not right here? Also how would he know what the old lady was wearing?

 

[Hugo Rune]

My theory is that the ‘Perv’ is actually the husband of the ‘biddy’. He is in another room and has pressed redial (to his wife’s mobile) instead of randomly ringing a number.

I can’t think of any other scenario where he knows that she is wearing knickers and is up for a bit of hanky panky.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Topical

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co...chickens-while-his-wife-filmed-jailed-3008543

"While his wife filmed him......."

 

[Icy Gull]

I am a little concerned that two of the replies are questioning the wearing of knickers. Do women tend to go commando these days?

Call me old fashioned but in these days of women wearing jeans or trousers that is an pretty unhygienic and grim thing to do

 

[Jesus Gul]

Whatever happened to Stetson-wearing 80/90s Brighton Club scene face/doorman The Perv?

 

[Icy Gull]

Whatever happened to Stetson-wearing 80/90s Brighton Club scene face/doorman The Perv?

Making random phone calls to old biddies now?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

"While his wife filmed him......."

Did the Police suspect fowl play!

 

[Hampden Park]

Did the Police suspect fowl play!

Not sure, he did get some tweetment though.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Bet someone "egg'ed" him on!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He had his nob in the chicken.

Topical

https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co...chickens-while-his-wife-filmed-jailed-3008543

Did you just Google knob and chicken?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Whatever happened to Stetson-wearing 80/90s Brighton Club scene face/doorman The Perv?

Last seen working upstairs at The Albert.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I am a little concerned that two of the replies are questioning the wearing of knickers. Do women tend to go commando these days?

Call me old fashioned but in these days of women wearing jeans or trousers that is an pretty unhygienic and grim thing to do

It is very old fashioned to not use underwear.