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Does it taste different when most stressed? *dragon's den idea forming - EARMITE*

A friend of mine knows someone who played with him at Brentford, and the friend told me a year or so ago that Maupay was labelled as a bit of a prick. If that is the case, then i do wonder about our no dickheads policy and how poorly that is overseen or administered. Of course, football without...

My work will carry on risking us, i think, the bellends. I work in an office, and the business critical action is, apparently the phone lines, which were closed without much bother for 4 or 5 months. I am on the phone for 1 hour when i go in now, so why i have to walk 7 miles, avoiding public...

Dear John Dear John By the time you read these lines, i'll be gone

At the minute i hear this one a lot, and quite enjoy it. The final line - they're amazing, and they're machines - is one i like the complexity of.

I mean, God no, i wouldn't have him around the place, but at the same time i wouldn't vilify him for taking the wage they promised to give him. He does have a tad of magic in his boots, but it seems that, as well as with the state of mind and history to make that so, the Premier League style has...

I'd like it to be a player who in match 3 of their reign had mainly a wish to scythe or poleaxe an opponent. The dying moments would be of the match and the person they've floored, their nose in their crooked hands and an eyeball dangling from one hole or another.

Yeah i'm up for doing this and having the money go to better places than football clubs. Barber may have filibustered us into a more quietened discontent, but i would rather clubs of such wealth would have a different sense of decency in these desperate times.

He has good chances stolen from his foot by fluffmonger Maupay.

Well that's that then. Poor by Trossard, who should be smart enough in such a situation.

They seem quite tough, these toffee twazzocks. And flinging in crosses for fun. I hope we get out wide too and whip in some low skimmers to deflect off of a vast, animal shin.

He has the face of a murderous Mark Hamill, but seems to be a reasonably measured and curious little fellow. I much prefer a player to be a person too, with a partial interest outside of bulging wage packets and hotel room trysts.

It was spider season t'other week, and on a morning walk with the nipper i had him rush toward a webbing that had a wasp almost all wrapped up. Just the one struggling, quivering leg was slightly free and attempting to aid its escape. I was a tad agog, and then we saw the eight legged beefcake...

No sell-on value for the ageing lot they are rebuilding an entire midfield around. Good players, but such a breed tend to either be on the decline or head to Goodison to disappear into it.

Big clubs moderately shafted by democracy. Me likey.

A lot of moolah for a player from the Spanish second division. Obviously saw something in him, and sadly we weren't alone in that, with a bigger fish happy to snap from our grasp. I can understand him wanting to take such an opportunity, battling for a title in luxurious climes. As long as we...

An amazing player, but an awful captain and a bad example. Standing still until someone gives you the ball to do your magic doesn't make for inspirational viewing. He's been turned into a god, and i suppose this is the unavoidable repercussion of that, as there had to be a time when some bog...

I think he is. In a Jimmy Saville way, i wrote to him with a problem i had with a neighbouring goat, and i expected no response. But, by the swished epee of Heracles, i did receive an answer, in a box. What i thought was excellent was, as well as the still steaming head of the horned annoyance...

I was in partial ditto, until the missus and Meade Jr went to Spain for a few weeks off, that then extended to 7 when the threat of quarantine came in. I have raced through work since, in comparison. It's been horribly lonesome, and perhaps psychologically damaging, and tiring with as much...

I thought PSG were a little unlucky, which i am generally glad about. Easily had the better chances, and i felt Neuer, in spite of his hit and miss goalkickery, was man of the match. Pleased to see Neymar be largely anonymous and weep at the end, but Bayern were slick for just a few moments to...